Shocking Breakup News out of Hollywood!

David Arquette and Courtney Cox have announced that they have been secretly separated for months now and may be heading for divorce. And David says there is no truth to the rumor that he is moving in with his "jump off" piece named Jasmin Waltz. He proclaimed on the Howard Stern Show that "HELL NO...it was JUST sex!". Well I hope he runs to the doctor because his "jump off " piece has been having "just sex" with quite a few men in Hollywood! Such as Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Chris Pine to name a few. TMZ reports that Jasmin has been passed around Hollywood more than any basketball in any NBA game. OOOoooo Snap! hahahahaha