Mia Michaels , Judge on So You Think You Can Dance

Hey Girl, first of all I would like to extend to you my deepest condolences on the loss of your mother. But welcome to the club. Back in 2006, when my mother was ill and in and out of the hospital. I gained like 75 lbs by the time she passed away in Aug 2006. And it seems like you have done the same. But now that she is gone, it is time for the healing to start. You should dance and exercise and stop burying your sorrows in a plate of food. I know it is hard losing a parent. Especially your mom, because usually our moms are our rocks! And sometimes food is such an easy thing to get  to help ease the pain. But try and concentrate on the good memories. And do not eat to make yourself feel better. Try picking up the phone and calling a relative or a friend of your mom's...and put down the fork/spoon. I wish you well.

The Good Guys on Fox, should be called the Old Guy and the Geek!

In my opinion, this is the WORST cop show on TV....possibly the WORST EVER to be on TV. I watched one episode and was completely underwhelmed. The older cop portrayed by Bradley Whitford, is a complete JOKE! He's so dumb he cant even turn on a laptop! Are you for real? What moron wrote that? Oh have the mighty have fallen. I used to LOVE Bradley on the West Wing. He portrayed an intelligent/REAL life person. This bunggling dimwit he portrays on The Good Guys is too stupid to be a real cop! And why does he always wear sunglasses? Is it sunny in his world? Or does he think he is a celebrity? Colin Hanks portrays the younger cop, but he is a 1 sandwich short of a picnic, also. But at least he is computer literate. hahahahaha I dont see any redeeming qualities in this show. It is a COMPLETE waste of 60mins. You couldn't pay me to watch another episode if this show!

World Music Awards 2010....lots of wild costumes!

Ok I dont know what Kelly Rowland formerly of Destiny's Child and Deborah Cox were smoking, but they both looked a HOT mess on the World Music Awards. First of all Kelly was rocking a messier Diana Ross ringlet curly hairdo. I say messier and that is really being kind. Because it really looked like she stuck her finger in a light socket to get that hairdo. hahahahahaha And the costume she wore to perform in was not much better. She looked like she was wearing half a dress thrown over some sequined hot pants with some really ugly and clunky shoes. And I think that Deborah Cox shopped at the same costume shop. She was wearing a black sequined mini dress with a sweetheart bodice and then some "genius" sewed a beautiful black chiffon scarf to the back of the dress giving her this 10 foot train.  And she kept throwing it all around like she was really doing something. HAH! What a mess! But the biggest fool of all was Jennifer Lopez. She had on this sequined mini dress with a keyhole cutout on the chest so that you could see Jlo's tiny headlights. What really made the dress look terrible was the silver fringe hanging from the hemline. I know she wanted movement, but most of the embellishments on her dress were Gold, so why would you add silver fringe? I dont think so! hahahahaha And lastly, Jlo is not the slim trim size 2 she once was, after she gave birth to twins. She now has a decidedly thick middle, even though it appears that she has a flat stomach. More accurately you could call it love handles. And she's even a dude. hahahahahaha All I can say is get it together ladies. I've seen you rock way better outfits than these.

Half Pint Brawlers on SPIKE TV is off the Chain!

Ok SPIKE TV has one of my newest favorite Reality shows, it's called Half Pint Brawlers. This show follows around this crew of Midgets ( yeah I used the M word). Puppet, the leader LOVES being called a midget, he doesn't find it offensive in the least bit. Anyway, these guys are very similar to the Jackass crew from MTV, except they half the sized. hahahahaha On one recent episode, while waiting to wrestle in a bar, the guys were in a VIP room with a stripper pole, and Kato bet Puppet a shot of booze if he could climb up to the top of the stripper pole. Well after a couple of attempts, Puppet decides to strip NAKED to get a better grip on the pole. So after a couple of more attempts, he still cant get to the top. So he turns around and bends over and starts rubbing the crack of his ass up and down the pole. EWWW! But wait, it gets worst. Then he orders the new guy, Turtle to lick the pole where he just rubbed his asshole on. And Turtle does it! But as soon as he does it, the Mexican guy runs over to the garbage can and starts throwing up for the 2nd time. Is that funny or what? I was on the floor laughing my ass off!!! Another hilarious incident was while driving to the location of a gig, these guys pull into a rest stop. So Puppet tells Turtle to strip and pull his underwear up into the crack of his ass and then he has to run around the rest stop  yelling, "I'm a midget, I'm a midget!". So Turtle does just that. You should have seen the expressions of the other travelers that were in the rest stop. Priceless! This show is now my #1 favorite show!!! Check it out!

Two chicks in Portland that Appeared on America's Most Wanted June 12, 2010

This is the situation, 2 twenty something young women had attended a concert in Downtown Portland Or. After leaving the concert venue, they hit a couple of lounges for drinks. About 1:30 in the morning they return to a nearby parking lot to retrieve their car. Well this RANDOM guy approaches them and gives them this BS story that he is a spotter for the police and that the Police have been watching them the whole time, going from one club to the next and taking pictures, etc etc. And that if they leave the parking lot there are 6 cop cars waiting for them. But he didn't want them to get into any trouble, so he could drive them home in their car. UMP! RED FLAG!!!!! BIG TIME!!!!

Ok first of all let me just state how HAPPY I am that you two were not killed or raped. Now for the BAD news. Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? I dont know what planet you two are living on that you can trust some random guy to drive you both home from the bars. Just because he claims to be "working with the police". How was he going to get back to the parking lot? Did he show you any ID from the Police, like a badge or ID card? Where was his radio? You two have got to be the DUMBEST chicks on the planet. This is NOT 1920, when 8 times out of 10 people were who they said they were. Didn't you watch the Oprah episode where she told you NOT to let the assailant take you to the 2nd location. That the 2nd location is usually where you die! Put your big girl panties on and next time call a cab or a friend, when you are too drunk to drive home. And when you realized he was not taking you home, why didn't you use your cell phones and call the police? Give me a break! You two were drunk and STUPID and it almost got you raped and killed. Obviously, you aren't smart enough to live on your own in a big city and be allowed to go out on your own. But thank god you were smart enough to fight for you lives!!! This is why you should always keep a club or a knife or pepper spray in your car. So if someone tries to jack you or abduct you, you will have a weapon handy to defend yourself. But MOST importantly, if you dont put yourselves into sticky situations where you could end up being a victim, then you wont have to fight your way out.