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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Australian Man Breaks Up With Girlfriend by Text, After 7 Weeks and Gives 6 Wacky Reasons!!!

Okay this guy is living in the 1950s somewhere!!! An unnamed Australian man, 30 yrs old breaks up with his girlfriend after just 7 weeks of dating by text and gives her 6 (wacky my word) reasons why.
Here they are: 1. You wont update your relationship status on facebook.
                        2. You wont include me in things like the wedding this weekend. And I should be the                                one to escort you.
                        3. You are rude to my cat and that makes me uncomfortable.
                        4. You do not share your time equally and by now your boyfriend should be taking
                             priority.
                         5. Your swearing is very unladylike.
                         6. You wont disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think
                              it is upwards of 3 and anything more than that is just unacceptable.

Wow, I really love and 3 and 6. Turns out the chick, who was also unnamed, is allergic to cats. I feel her pain. I like cats but I am very allergic and I just don't date guys who have cats. hahahaha That's her new resolution also. But when it comes to #6 the number of my past sexual partners, I just refuse to answer that question. First of all, its no ones business and 2nd of all, I dont really know I never kept an accurate count. hahahaha I used to live in SF, so it's a LOT. hahahaha I was very popular. hahahaha But getting back to this guy, I just think it is very chicken shit of this guy to dump his gf by text because she is not as committed as he is. He sounds needy and desperate to me. Maybe she needs 8 weeks to fall in love? The woman who gave an interview to an Australian news outlet on the condition of anonymity, said the guy was a really nice but nerdy type guy with a job, car and house. Maybe nerdy guy needs to go to church and find him a nice chaste old maid to date who doesn't have a potty mouth. hahahaha Fuck him!

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