Jose Canseco LIED About Finger Falling Off!!! What a DOUCHE!!!

Okay, now I'm mad! A few days ago, I reported that Jose Canseco's injured finger fell off while playing in a poker tournament, well that was a lie he perpetuated. He admitted today to TMZ that he found the finger at a Halloween shop, ummm, excuse me but Halloween was weeks ago. What Halloween shop do you know of that stays open weeks after Halloween? NONE. This is yet another lie! Looks like someone is trying to stay relevant and in the public eye. I am done with this retard. He should have shot himself in the head instead of the hand. hahaha I think we would be a lot better off if he was not here. I think I'm gonna tweet him later and read him.