Power Ball IS coming to the State of California in April 2013

Yeah! I am so excited to announce that yesterday, the Lottery Commission here in California voted to join the Power Ball Lottery. Which is great! This lottery game always has BIG jackpots. Mostly because it starts at $40 million which is more than 5 times higher that our Mega Millions lotto. YEAH!!! I'd be happy with the 40. hahahahaha But this week, the Power Ball had its largest jackpot ever, $584 Million! And 2 people had winning tickets, one in Arizona and one in Missouri. So I know 2 people who are going to have the BEST Christmas EVER!!! hahahahaha Now nothing comes without controversy. My local news is reporting that the tickets for the new Power Ball might be selling for $2.00 each. RIPOFF! I think they need to go for $1.00 like everywhere else, right? Hell Yeah! hahahahaha

Thank you Lottery Commission! hahahaha

Bobbi Kristina's Car Careens Down Embankment in Atlanta!

Okay someone needs to step in and take charge of this child b4 she kills herself or someone else. Bobbi Kristina was leaving her apartment building and made a turn and next thing you know she was flying down the embankment next to her apt building. Luckily for her, she was buckled in and only received a few bumps and bruises. But this is the 3rd car crash in 3 months and this car was completely totaled. Now can someone please explain to me how one can do that and NOT be under the influence of some drugs or alcohol? No one can be THAT unlucky! God is trying to get your attention young lady!!! You better heed his warnings. Why doesn't she take some of that money she inherited from her mother and pay someone to drive her around? She can well afford it!!! But stupid is, as stupid does. I think she will be joining her mother very soon. Too bad so sad.

Lindsay Lohan Arrested AGAIN! In NYC!!!

Lindsay Lohan was arrest at 4am on Monday morning in NYC at Club Avenue for simple assault. According to TMZ she was trying to hook up with Max from the Wanted. But he doesn't like women who drink. So, there was another young lady in the VIP section, Tiffany Mitchell. Who claims to be a psychic. Tiffany claims she had a premonition about her and Lindsay prior to her going to the club. And so when she saw Lindsay, she offered her a free reading; but Lindsay told her, "Give me my space". As Tiffany walked away from Lindsay, she overheard Lindsay calling her a "fucking Gypsy" and it pissed Tiffany off and she starts screaming obscenities back at Lindsay; calling her a "whore" and telling her that "Liz and Dick sucked". (That seems to be the consensus among all of the critics too. I didn't watch it, I was busy watching Housewives of Atlanta. hahahaha)

And the HITS keep coming, not from Lindsay but directed at her. Today the Santa Monica City Attorney is filing new charges against Lindsay in connection with her auto accident from a few weeks ago. They will be charging her with giving false information to a Police officer, reckless driving and obstructing or resisting a peace officer in his duties. Wow! I think Lindsay is going to do some serious time now. That's going to be 2 probation violations, I dont think the Judge is going to let her slide this time. Since she seemed to be cracking down on Lindsay during her last 2 court appearances. Oh well, I hope Lindsay likes Orange since that's the color she'll be wearing for the next 2yrs or so. hahahahaha Stupid ass bitch! Personally, I think Lindsay likes getting into trouble. It keeps her name on Twitter and on all of the Entertainment Websites. Her career has been in the toilet for years now, if she weren't getting into trouble, we would have completely forgotten about her lame ass by now. hahahaha

Breaking Amish Should Have Been Called Schemers and Skanks!!

I just watched the Reunion Show Shunning the Truth Parts 1 and 2. And man oh man I feel like I just met the Breaking Amish cast for the first time. All of them but the model chick, had big secrets and many dirty dealings in their past. Now on the show, we found out that Abe and Rebecca knew each other prior to coming on the show. But in the reunion show, we found out it that maybe they were more than just friends. And that maybe Abe is the father of Rebecca's young daughter. We also found out that both Jeremiah and Sabrina have been married to other people in the past. But the shocking fact was that Jeremiah has 3 young children and the fact that he was arrested for domestic violence prior to the end of the marriage. The charges were later dropped, but Jeremiah didn't say why. So that could mean many things, like the exwife refused to cooperate with the prosecutor or the couple reconciled, or etc. It doesn't necessarily mean that Jeremiah was innocent like he was making it out to seem. And Sabrina is STILL married but trying to get a divorce. I mean damn! Do any of those cast members know what the truth is? I think not. Because we found out that ALL of them used to sneak out and dress "English" and party and drink and act like they are NOT Amish. I really feel deceived by them. They are all acting like this was the first time they were dressing "English" regularly or even at all. But so many pictures of them dressing "English"and many of their friends have outed them for the lying rat bastards that they really are.

Geico is as Crooked as Lombard Street in SF!

I recently was a customer of Geico Ins. On October 4, 2012, I went on line and tried to cancel the automatic payment option on my debit card. What they dont tell you when you sign up for the automatic payments is that you can only cancel it 4 days prior to the automatic payment due date. Well I was trying to cancel it 2 days prior. So I get an error message. Well that's fine, so I decided to empty out my account. So now flash forward to Nov 6, 2012. Geico sneaks into my account and steals the Oct and Nov payment out of my account. WTF! I may not have made the deadline to cancel in October, but clearly I met that burden for Nov. Luckily, my bank agreed with me and returned ALL of my money and then changed my bank acct #. So here is my warning to EVERYONE out there! DO NOT sign up for automatic payments with any company unless you know all of their rules and if you do. Make sure that you change your debit card # or bank account right away if you cancel the automatic payments. hahahaha Forewarned is forearmed!

OH! And Geico needs to change their mascot from that cute little gecko to weasel! Or a Pirate, 'cause they are dirty rotten thieves!!!

Real Housewives of Atlanta Was HELL of Boring Tonite!

I dont know what Andy Cohen was thinking tonite, because I almost fell asleep on Real Housewives of Atlanta tonite. Stupid ass Kim Z. was complaining and whining the entire episode about having to move out of her dream house in 48 hrs. Bitch weren't moaning and groaning and telling Kendra to evict you last week because you hate ALL of the houses in Atlanta? Stupid is as stupid does. Why did you wait until the last minute? I mean honestly, really? Really? I just checked Webster's Dictionary for the definition of a dumb blonde and wow! Look, they have your picture!

Phaedra Parks is a wasteful showoff, and liar. $20,000.00 on your son's birthday party is a complete waste of money. I dont care if you are rich. There are poor people, and people who have just lost everything 2 weeks before Thanksgiving; who are now homeless and living in the streets that you could have donated some of the money to help out. Not only are you wasteful with your money, but you spent $20,000.00 on boring ass nothing of a party. Did you see how many people were falling asleep at the Dolphin show? Yawn!! However, what pissed me off the most about you, was when Cynthia busted you on your butt dialed phone message where you said you dont give a fuck if she comes to the party or not. Instead of you being an adult, and apologizing for your rude ass comment, you pretended a bug bite your titty. Really? Are you serious? Cynthia should have slapped the taste right out of your mouth. Or thrown her drink in your face. And then walked out on you. Cynthia girl, dont you ever speak to that Phaedra bitch ever again girl! She is NOT your friend! She is a FAKE ASS BITCH!!

Oh and one more thing, Kim. You are a so pathetic. I think you were just JEALOUS when you saw Khandis' new house , that she OWNS! You were renting your "dream house" because you cannot afford to purchase it. Because if you could afford to purchase it, you would have. Maybe you should call Big Poppa up and offer him some sex if he will buy the house for you, you slut! Everyone one knows that if you have a house appraised, and it comes back at a different price than you expected. Just have it appraised again you stupid ass moron! I sure will be glad when you leave the show. I cant stand looking at your ugly ass face! And 2.1 Million for a 17, 000 sqr foot house sounds dirt cheap even for Altanta. And I'm glad Kendra put you on BLAST on Twitter. That's what you get for trying to cheat her. Everyone knows that you have to pay rent when you are an adult. So grow up and pay your rent, you fat asss bleached blonde troll-ette. I have to call you a troll-ette because you aren't pretty enough to be a full fledged troll. Biatch.

The Ladies of Basketball Wives LA are CRAZY!!!

Okay here is the scoop. On the last 2 episodes of Basketball Wives LA, Laura Govan has been dogging out Jackie Christie for all of the hell Jackie put her through last year. Laura is doing to Jackie the same things that Jackie did to her in 2011. Like talking about her behind her back, going individually to the other ladies and talking smack about her, smiling in Jackie's face and pretending to be her friend, etc. Now, some of the other ladies on the show have rallied behind Jackie and mad at Laura for bullying Jackie. WTF? Draya of all people is also on Jackie's side even though they just had another fight on the show not 3 weeks ago! I just dont understand it? Luckily for Laura not all of the ladies have lost their minds and turned on her. Her sister Gloria, this new chick named Brooke and Malaysia are sane and on Laura's side. Sigh! Well this is all kind of moot, because ALL of the ladies except Jackie Christie have been fired from the show and will not be returning next season. I'm enjoying seeing Jackie get her comeuppance, and I look forward to the Reunion Show.

Before you start in on me about bullying. Bullying is bad. Normally, however, in this case Laura is justified.

Bobbi Kristina is a HOT MESS!!!

I feel so sad for Bobbi Kristina aka Krissy Brown. The daughter of Legendary singer Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. I finally watched part of an episode of The Houstons On Our Own on Lifetime Network. This was the episode where Krissys' godmother Cece Winans was visiting. Cece was a good friend to Whitney and she is formerly of the group Bebe and Cece Winans, the famous gospel brother and sister act. During this episode, it appeared that Krissy was either stoned or intoxicated. Several of her family members noticed it and commented on it to her and with other family members. However, Krissy denied it. But her slurred speech and nodding foretold the true story. I just hope someone steps in, like Aunt Pat or Grandmother Cissy-HELLO!?! and gets this girl some help!!!

Speaking of NASTY People in the Kitchen!

This is my pet peeve! Have you ever noticed that many of the chefs who appear on the many cooking shows use the cooking utensils to taste their dishes and then stick them right back into dish? Look if we are not having sex, I DO NOT want your cooties! You better use a separate spoon to taste the dish and then discard it. The human mouth if FULL of germs, that's why they require you to get a tetanus shot whenever you get bite by someone. DUH!!! I dont wanna put some people on blast, but Spike Mendelsen on The Next Iron Chef, Josie on Season 10 of Top Chef Seattle, just to name a couple.

The Pioneer Woman on the Food Network is NASTY!!!

Have you ever checked out this show on the Food Network called the Pioneer Woman? Well, I watched it for the first time this morning and I was gagging with a spoon!!! This show follows some blogger chick who lives on a large ranch somewhere with her husband and children. This is modern day living, but they live like pigs from the past. On this particular episode, it was one of her sons' birthday. So she was making blueberry pancakes for breakfast. I dont know how she started the recipe, because she was already well into it when I tuned in. But what grossed me out was when her children came back to the house from herding cows and riding horses, NOT one of her children washed his or her hands b4 sitting down at the table to eat the pancakes. Do you know how many germs were on their hands? THOUSANDS!!! Does she know how many parasites that they could be ingesting from touching cow feces or horse feces? I think she needs to watch the episode of Monsters Inside me where the 17yr old girl was working in the yard of her Washington State home and goes inside to have some lunch, and doesn't wash her hands. And a month later she starts feeling movement in her left eye. Well to make a long story short, she is now blind in her left eye. She contracted a parasite from deer feces that she came into contact with from the yard work. It all could have been avoided had she JUST WASHED HER HANDS PRIOR TO EATING LUNCH!!!! OMG!!! That is just so BASIC!!!

We Lost a Legend On Black Friday!

Black Friday was even blacker this year. It is with a heavy heart that I report that Larry Hagman died just after 4 pm on Friday in a Dallas hospital. He was 81yrs old. Larry was an amazing actor. He first rose to fame in the 1970s on a show called I Dream of Jeanie. Then in the 1980s, his star rose even higher starring as the villain JR Ewing on the night time soap opera Dallas. And recently his star was rising again on the NEW Dallas which aired on TNT. The first season was amazing. JR was up to his old tricks again swindling and backstabbing everyone as usual. I just loved it! Because now the children of older Ewing brothers, John Ross (JR's son) and Christopher (the adopted son of Bobby) are now grown and getting into conflicts. I wonder how they will handle the death on the show? Or will they recast? I hope they dont recast, because I dont think anyone else can portray the JR character! Do you feel me? hahahahaha So sad!

My New Favorite Show is British!!!

Okay, anyone who knows me, knows that I love cooking shows and reality shows. My new favorite show combines the 2 together. It's called Come Dine With Me and it comes on BBC America Network. It is absolutely HILARIOUS! The premise is, 4 strangers take turns holding dinner parties and each person scores the party from 1 to 10 on the overall experience. The kicker is the narrator. This guy doesn't pull his punches, if someone is over bearing, he points it out. Or if someone is rude or being petty he points it out. In a very cheeky sort of way. Also, the contestants are pure characters. Very rarely is there a dull one. For example there was a gay bar manager who had a drag queen come over and sing a song for entertainment and there was a supposedly straight 30something male who had 550 Barbie dolls.  Some of them are really good cooks and most have very good hygiene, surprising since they are British after all. Ooh SNAP! hahahaha Check it out if you get a chance.

The 47 % have spoken and the word is F You Mitt Robne!

Hello People! It is with GREAT PLEASURE that I announce that that lying, hate mongering, power hungry asshole Mitt Romney loses the United State's Presidency by a LANDSLIDE!!! Personally, I think his 47 % speech was the final nail in his coffin. However, he also had some help from his wife also. I remember her quote that "Mitt doesn't care about poor people". Gurl you aint never lied! How can you condemn poor people for being poor, or old people for being old, or sick people for being sick?? It is not like poor people wake up every day and say, "wow, what can I not do to remain poor today". That is NOT laziness you out of touch FOOL! I am now disabled and I struggle every day to keep going. I have a terminal illness and I would give ANYTHING to be able to hold a full time job again and be in charge of my life. Shop when and where I want to, go out to restaurants, take a good vacation every year or drive a nice car. I miss my old life. But I have come to terms with the hand that God dealt me and I make do. If I were as lazy as Mitt Robme claims the 47% are, I would just put a bullet in my head and the struggle. So, F##K YOU Mitt! You didn't deserve to be President of this GREAT NATION and I am SOOOOO Glad that you failed to pull the wool over the Electorate's eyes. Thank God!