Wow! Bravo Network has done it again and assembled an awesome cast for the return of the reality show Below Deck. Below Deck follows a luxury yacht for an entire season in the Caribbean. The name of the yacht is the Ohana. The Ohana is GORGEOUS!!! The staterooms are amazing and decorated exqusitely!!! I love a big tufted headboard and there are several on board.
The crew is full of beautiful 20 somethings both men and women. (Oh, and 1 30something chick. But I don't really care about the chicks,) I am completely in love with some of the men though. Kelly is a beautiful blond 20 something guy with an amazing body, 6 pack abs, nice pecs and a broad back, a small waist and nice firm buns. Kelly is a former Marine, so I know he can be had. There is something in the Marine training that turns all of the men gay later in life. LOL ( I swear this is TRUE!!!) Then there is the dark haired 25 yr old Andrew. Now I have never used this term for a guy b4 but it completely fits Andrew to a TEE! Andrew is vapid! He is tall dark and handsome with big beautiful white teeth, nice hair chiseled good looks and completely dumb as dirt and hollow on the inside. There was an incident on the boat where he left a port hole open in his cabin. Normally that wouldn't be a problem on a boat, but the crew's quarters are in the bottom of the boat and their port holes are almost right at the water level for the ocean. So when he left it open, a lot of the sea water got into the boat. Pretty but stupid!!! And he is vain! Vain as a former beauty queen. LOL The primary guest of the maiden voyage on the yacht is an older southern woman, and she invites him to the formal dinner that was planned for the 2nd night of the cruise. Well of course, Andrew said yes and he fully expected to attend the dinner and have his fellow crew members serve him. Well, the Captain nixed that idea in a NY second! hahahaha Andrew thought that if he plays up to the guests they will give him a big tip at the end of the cruise. Wow, isn't that akin to prostitution? LOL I wonder if he would go that far with a guest? Hmmm....hahahaha Anyway, then there is the cute cook. He has a slight accent so I believe he is from Great Britain? Not 100 % sure, since he hasn't said where he is from and it is a very slight accent. He pissed me off though. For the first meal on the yacht, he served suishi to these meat and potatoes type southerners. If I had spent thousands of dollars renting this boat and crew and the first meal they served me was raw fish, I would really be pissed off since I know they knew my preferences! We saw the crew going over the guests preferences at a meeting earlier b4 the guests arrived on the yacht. I might even get really rude and throw that raw fish overboard on down on deck just to show how upset I was. LOL Luckily for the formal dinner the chef redeemed himself and made an upscale chicken cor'don bleu. Bravo teased us at the end of this first episode with clips for the rest of the season. It looks really good, the crew starts hooking up with each other, they are drinking on the boat which the Captain has prohibited, and there are arguments amongst the crew and drama with some of the future passengers. Yeah!!! I will definitely be watching!!! Check it out, you wont be disappointed!!!
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