In Her Own Words "A Conscious Uncoupling" by Gwyneth Paltrow

What the Fuck? Bitch speak English! No one really talks like that. "Conscious Uncoupling"! Just say we are getting a divorce, you pretentious bitch. The rumors are true, Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband of 10yrs Chris Martin are calling it quits. I guess he just got tired of her pretentious stuck up ass. Plus she is one bony ass bitch, I bet he felt like he was fucking a board of wood every time he climbed on top of her bony ass. hahaha I bet he wants a thick woman now. Someone with curves and cushion for pushing. hahahaha Good luck Chris and thanks for finally waking up and dumping the skeletor chick. hahahaha