Where's the Horse Meat?

Sorry but that just doesn't have the same ring as "Where's the Beef?" hahahaha Now I know we have been eating Horse meat in Taco Bell Tacos for years, but now the State of Oklahoma has signed into law making it legal to slaughter horses for meat again. This practice had been outlawed since 1963, but Governor Fallin has just changed that with a swipe of her pen. The new slaughter houses must be approved by the federal government and will fall under federal regulations but that is all a technicality. hahahahaha The horse meat will not be sold in the USA but is for export only. As  you may or may not know there was a big scandal back in January 2013 when some beef patties that were tested in Ireland were found to equine DNA. Big whoop! Eating horse meat is very common place in Italy and other European countries. I saw Chef Andrew on Bizarre Foods cook and prepare horse meat on a trip to Venice. He loved it as did his host in whose apt he prepared the meal. Personally, I love Taco Bell tacos, if that is horse meat? It is damned good delicious!!! Yum Yum. hahahaha However, dont sign me up for a trotter burger. hahahahaha Not unless it is as good as the taco meat. hahahaha

Kordell Stewart Is An Undercover Homo!

OMG! The marriage to trophy wife, Porsha was a complete sham! Kordell Stewart is as queer as a 3 dollar bill. Rumors have chased after him for years about him being gay and this is what lead partly to his leaving the NFL. Despite his amazing skills as a utility player, no one wanted to share the locker room with him. How sad for them. It's not like he was gonna "hit" on his teammates. Good Lord! Some str8 guys act so crazy when it comes to gay men. They think the gay guy wants him. When it is NOT true! Gay men are just like str8 men in the fact that we all have a type of man that we like. Just like str8 men have TYPE of woman that he likes. Some guys like big boobs and fat asses, well so do some gay men, but they like big pecs and round butts.Getting back to Kordell, the biggest rumor about his being gay is that he was arrested in Schenley Park  which is a well known meeting place for gay and transgender men. It is said that Kordell was arrested after being observed preforming a sexual act with another man in a car. Now this is JUST a rumor because all records of the arrest have been sealed. But all rumors have SOME truth in them. And looking back at how controlling Kordell was with his wife, and how he liked to pick out all of her clothes I can see it clearly now. At first I thought he was so controlling douche bag because he is so ugly and therefore he was afraid of her leaving him. But uh huh, he was so controlling because she was his coverup! And he wanted to make sure the ruse was intact so that his secret gay life would be in tact too! Oh what a bitter life we lead when we practice to deceive. Kordell, gurl, you need to quit it! Just come out of the closet and tell everyone to fuck off. No one really cares if you are gay or str8. We only start to care when you lie to us! Just look at Nathan Lane, Chef  Cora, Chef Anne Burrell, Andy Dick, Chaz formerly Chasity Bono, Lindsay Lohan , Madonna, and etc etc They have all come out of the closet as gay or bi and they are all still working at their respective jobs and living their lives. Being gay is no longer a "black list" type label. It is a NON ISSUE! This IS 2013! Not 1939!

Wendy Williams Predicted Porsha Stewart Divorce!

So I was watching Hot Topics with Wendy Williams today , this was a rebroadcast of Wed's show. And Wendy is talking about the Kordell/Porsha Stewart Divorce and she plays a tape from the Dec show when Porsha first guested on the Wendy Show. And in that clip Wendy told her she shouldn't be on RHOA show and how by the end her marriage would be in shambles, and some of her dirty little secrets would come out. Man Oh MAN! Was Wendy right! No one knew how controlling Kordell was until we saw how they interacted together on the show and how he completely bossed her around like little puppy dog. I think Porsha will be better off without King Kordell. He was a MONSTER! And He is so UGLY he makes my eyes bleed. hahahahaha How could she let that climb on top of her anyway! hahahaha Ewwww!

Dionne Warwick 10 Million In Debt Files For Bankruptcy

Famed Singer and Legendary Famed Psychic Friends Network hawker, Dionne Warwick is $10 Million Plus in Debt has filed for Bankruptcy protection. Dionne owes the IRS and the State of Calif for penalties and back taxes. Dionne makes about $21,000.00 in earnings every month but spends about $40,000.00 in expenses. What the hell is she spending her money on? Maybe she should stop eating at Spago and Nobu go to Mickey D's or Taco Bell every now and then. hahahaha I know you like to shop too gurl, but maybe instead of hitting the Gucci Boutique or Rodeo Drive, you need to hit the outlet mall. Okay? Just live within your means, that's all I'm saying. hahahaha I know I could live quite well on $21,000.00 per month. And save a TON of money too. Try shopping at Walmart or Savemart for you food instead of Bel Air Market or Safeway. OH! And there is the 99 cents store too, some of them have a lot of foods like fresh vegetables and fruit as well as a frozen section. I rarely buy fresh fruits and veggies anywhere else. As a matter of fact, I just bought 10lbs of potatoes at the 99 cents store for 99 cents! Can you believe that? And the other day I got 2lbs of red seedless grapes and 2lbs of white seedless grapes for 99 cents for the red and 99 cents for the white! Check it out people! The 99 Cents Store has great bargins!

Kordell Stewart Blindsides Trophy Wife Files For Divorce

Real Housewives of Atlanta Porsha Stewart got blindsided this week when husband Kordell Stewart filed for divorce without talking to her first. She found out from a website headline. Is that COLD or what? I guess her picture perfect life isn't so picture perfect afterall. hahahaha Kordell claims the marriage is irretrievably broken and that he does not want to pay spousal support because Porsha is able bodied and capable of supporting herself. He also claims there is no marital property to divide, sounds like he may have a prenup in place. WOW! Porsha is not taking calls and is hiding somewhere licking her wounds. What a dumb ho. The olther ladies tried to school her when they were in Vegas and LA recently. And she refused to go to a strip club and party with them. Because Kordell wouldn't like it. I bet that bitch wishes she had gone to a strip club now. hahahahaha She cowtowed to him, let him control her like she was his puppet and now that he is done with her, he kicks her out files for divorce.  I wonder if she can go and live her grandfather's house? Maybe she can find a place to stay will she turns some tricks out in the hood? hahahaha

Congratulations Y&R! 40 Years and Fabulous!

Wow! The Young and the Restless has been on tv for 40years! Amazing! And I have been a loyal fan for 32 years. Where did the time go? The Young and the Restless is a soap opera that revolves around the lives of 3 prominent families in a small mid-western town in Wisconsin. The Abbots makers of Jabot Cosmetics, The Newmans owners of Newman Industries and the Chancellors owners of Chancellor Industries. Newman and Chancellor Industries have multiple divisions each which have cosmetics, fashion and industrial companies. Jabot cosmetics was cosmetics only but recently added a fashion division. So many wonderful story lines and so much crazy ass bull shit too. But that's what keeps us watching week after week after week. hahahahaha Victor and Niki just got married again to each other for like the 5th time. Nick (Nick is Victor and Niki's only son together) and Sharon are still broken up as is Nick and Phyllis and now Nick is dating Phyllis' sister. Just keeping it in the family eh, Nick? hahahahaha Sharon cant talk, because she is back with Nick's brother Adam, after getting her marriage annulled to Victor. Wow, incest is not just for country folks in the south. hahahahaha Sharon has worked through all of the men in the Newman family except her son. Let's hope she doesn't go there. Ewww! hahahaha I wonder where Jill is, she returned from Australia but I haven't seen her very often in the most recent episodes. They have been concentrating on the Congressman Wheeler vs Victor story line. A few weeks ago, Victor hired a hooker to get Jack Abbot in a compromising position but while Jack was out of the room, the hooker OD'd on Jack's living room floor. Well Jack panics and calls Adam, Adam comes over and gets the dead hooker and takes her out and dumps her in some seedy alley. The hooker turns to be Congressman Wheeler's daughter. An old friend of Victor's. So now the Congressman is blackmailing Victor to try and get Avery to drop this Innocence Project case involving the husband of one of his volunteers. The husband was convicted of murdering his wife, but as it turns out he is innocent and Congressman Wheeler may have been having an affair with the decedent and is in fact the real murderer. So now, the Congressman sent one of his flunkys to Victor's wedding to murder him and his family by planting a bomb but in his haste to get out the house. He drew untoward suspicion on himself and he got caught. And during his apprehension he tried to shoot Victor and Adam jumped in front of Victor taking the bullet instead. WOW! Drama Drama Drama! hahahaha Then Billy goes in the basement and finds the bomb and diffuses it on the first try. Hey it's a soap so that's very plausible. hahahahaha I cant wait to see the Congressman get arrested for murder, attempted murder multiple counts, conspiracy etc etc. I'll be watching, will you? So Congratulations on the last 40 years and here's to 40 more! YEAH!!!

New Season of The Voice Didn't Disappoint!

Last night the new season of the Voice premiered and it did not disappoint. The 2 new judges Shakira and Usher were very well received also. They seem to get along quite well with the other 2, Adam and Blake. There was lots of banter, jokes, needling, etc just like in previous seasons. But I think the talent is at a higher caliber this season. Do you remember this tall Asian looking chick who was hired to sing back up for Michael Jackson's This Is It Tour? She sang Heal the World at his funeral. Well her name is Judith Hill and that bitch can blow! She wore a hideous hooker/rock chick outfit last night. But she sounded AH-MAZING! Thanks You Voice!

Miley Cyrus Reunited With Liam Hemsworth Again!

On again off again and now back on. Miley Cyrus is back with fiance Liam Hemsworth and she is back wearing her engagement ring. Sigh, I wonder how long it will last this time. I'm just bored with the story. hahahaha

Claudia Jordan Makes Shocking Revelations About Omarosa

WOW! I was really blown away by the interview that Claudia Jordan gave on the Wendy Show today. As you know each time a contestant is fired from Celebrity Apprentice All Stars, they make the rounds of the talk shows. Well today, Claudia went on the Wendy show and blasted a ton digs at her former friend Omarosa. Clearly Claudia is a woman scorned. Why cant we all just get along. hahahaha Some of the shocking revelations are, that Omarosa held a press junket for Michael Clark Duncan's funeral, there was a photographer stationed near the body during the funeral, there was a red carpet line getting into the funeral, celebs made "appearances" at the funeral, Omarosa was bragging to Claudia about how Michael left her almost everything and his mother got very little, Omarosa didn't cry at the funeral, and most shocking of all, Omarosa has access to the funds of the Sue Duncan Charity. WOW! That's a LOT more than sour grapes. hahahaha I think Omarosa is gonna file a new lawsuit naming Claudia this time. Move over Latoya, you got some company heading to court with you. hahahahaha Omarosa is a ruthless ass bitch. I dont know why everyone seems to be so shocked as to how despicable she is. DUH!

US Supreme Court to Hear Oral Arguments On Gay Marriage Today

FINALLY! The US Supreme Court is going to take up 2 cases about Gay Marriage here today. One involves Prop 8 the one man one woman marriage law that was passed in California back in 2008. I think we, are finally going to get our rights that the US Constitution promises to ALL US Citizens. The right to pursue happiness however we see fit. And the current California Attorney General is making it her business to overturn Prop 8. She has made several speeches denouncing Prop 8 and saying that it was unconstitutional on its face. One group cannot vote away the rights of another group. No truer words have been spoken. So I think on 2 fronts we are going to get our right to marry back. YEAH! Either from the Supreme court or from Attorney General Tamala Harris getting Prop 8, the hate initiative overturned. And FUCK all of you bigots! There are going to be a lot of sad people in California again. hahahahaha There are now 9 states and the district of Columbia where same sex marriages are legal here in the USA. But it should be all 50 states and any possessions too. Hello US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico.

US Constitution is for US Citizens ONLY!

Okay, people, there is a trend that is really pissing me off lately. Riddle me this, and correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't the US Constitution ONLY apply to US Citizens? Why does everyone think that just because they are standing on US soil they are entitled to ALL of the same rights and priviledges afforded a US Citizen? The constitution reads "We the people." It doesn't read, we the visitors.or we the students on a student visa or we the illegal immigrants. I find it so WRONG that illegal aliens, come here and commit crimes and get the same rights as a US Citizen. Or that old people 65 and up immigrate here and immediately get Social Security or other Federal Aid. Or an illegal woman can sneak in the country and have a baby and then because her baby is a US citizen she now gets to stay here permanently. WTF! And you wonder why medicare and Social Security are in trouble. Stop paying for people who NEVER paid one thin dime into the system. I think US RIGHTS ARE FOR US CITIZENS ONLY!!! I know I'm gonna catch some flack over this one, but I am a US CITIZEN and I am entitled to my OPINION!! hahahaha

Malcolm Jamal Warner Asks Regina King to Move Out!

Oh NO! Say it aint so! But Malcolm Jamal Warner broke up with Regina King after 2 years. No word as to why, but she must have done something good. Because otherwise, why would he ask her and her son to move out of his house? Gurl, what did you do? I hope you cheated on him. hahahahaha I'm sorry but I just think he would be boring in bed. hahahahaha He does nothing to excite me. hahahaha He has some nice lips but tha's about it. I bet he likes missionary only. Yawn! hahahahaha I bet you found some little hottie on your show to blow your back out good, huh? hahahaha Whew! Ask Jlo, she will tell you how it is to find some hot young thing to blow the cobwebs out of your vijayjay. hahahaha Late this weekend, Regina tweeted that she and Malcolm were good and dont believe everyting you hear about them and was gonna keep it moving. hahahaha Awww. Spoken like a true guilty party. hahahaha

Kandi's BF Todd is Shady!

Ok, on last night's Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kandi and her bf Todd were talking in the bed and she brought up prenups. She asked him if how did he feel about signing one b4 they got married. He said he didn't have a problem "as long as she was fair". Say what now? Fair? Are you kidding me? It's Kandi's money. PERIOD. If you really love her, and IF you should break up, then it should STAY her money. I dont trust Todd now. And Wendy Williams agrees with me. hahahaha Wendy thinks something is up with Todd too. I liked him prior to this fair comment. But as soon as he said it, I got a bad feeling about him. I sure hope that Kandi has a long engagement and gets an airtight prenup. So Kandi gurl, dont let Phaedra draw it up. hahahahaha And good luck with the prenup. Kandi's bedroom kandy company is doing quite well too. They had a convention and there were consultants from all over the country who came out to meet Kandi and her business partner. Apparently Kandi sells her bedroom kandy line just like they used to sell tuper ware by having parties at clients homes with an official consultant hosting the party and giving in-home demonstrations. You go gurl, keep stacking that paper! hahahaha And keep your man away from it. hahahahaha

Omarosa Sues Latoya Jackson Over Harsh Comments

Omarosa is suing Latoya Jackson for defamation of Character over some harsh comments Latoya made after she was fired from Celebrity Apprentice All Stars. When one is sued for defamation, they have 7 days to respond publicly and apologize for said comments and then the suit is normally dropped. However,  according to Omarosa, the letter that was sent to her from Latoya's lawyers was anything but an apology. So it looks like this suit is going forward. I sure hope Latoya has some money because Omarosa is out for blood gurl.OH! What was the rude comments? Well Latoya said a lot of harsh things about Omarosa but I believe the harshest thing was that Omarosa gave her deceased fiance Michael Clark Duncan the heart attack that killed him. Latoya said a lot of rude things because as she did her press tour post firing she grew a lot more backbone and got a lot more vociferous and harsh about Omarosa. hahahaha They all talk shit about Omarosa behind her back but none are bold enough to do it to her face. Punk ass bitches! hahahahaha

Octomom Being Investigated for Welfare Fraud

Nadia Suleman aka Octomom is being investigated by the L.A. County Dept. of Welfare Fraud Prevention and Investigation (WFP&I) for Welfare Fraud. Nadia made around $200,000.00 last year but she is only eligible to receive assistance if she makes $119,000.00 or less. Someone called and ratted her out, probably one of those nannies she has working for her. Whoever the whistleblower is, good looking out. hahahaha Nadia is no stranger to trouble, she was evicted from her house, went to rehab for Xanax addiction and made a really raunchy masturbation sex video. Get it together Nadia. hahahaha

Carnie Wilson Diagnosed with Bell's Palsy On Her Right Side

Aww poor Carnie Wilson has yet another obstacle to overcome. She has been diagnosed with Bell's Palsy on her right side. Bell's Palsy is a form of facial paralysis. Carnie seems like such a fun person. I sure hope this condition doesn't affect her singing. I like her voice. And I really got to see other sides of her personality when she appeared on that celebrity cooking show with Rachel Ray and Guy Fieri. The show was Rachel vs Guy: Celebrity Cook off. I missed the last couple of episodes so I dont even know who won, but it looked like Dean McDermot was the front runner. I just looked it up and Dean won by one vote. hahahaha I really wanted to taste some of their dishes. Carnie was killing it in the first few episodes. I'm available for dinner any time you cooking gurl! Good luck and I hope you adjust with your condition. God's speed Carnie!

Kandi Burruss FINALLY Grows Some BACKBONE and Sues Kim Zolciak

Kandi should have done this a LONG LONG LONG time ago, 4 yrs in fact. But she has finally filed suit against Kim Zolciak for her rightful share of the royalties from her hit song Tardy for the Party. Kim supposedly made $80,000.00 to $100,000.00 on the song and poor Kandi was only paid about $3,000.00 to $4,000.00. And Kandi wrote and produced the song and allowed Kim to use her home studio for free and Kandi's auto-tune too. hahahaha The only bad thing is Kandi hired Phaedra Parks to represent her. WTF? Gurl you need a REAL lawyer. hahahaha Phaedra almost messed up that horse headed cow's child support case, Sheree Whitfield. By letting Sheree's ex husband Bob, out think her. He had her jumping by serving her motions for this and that every time they went to court. It should have been the other way around and he's not even a lawyer. hahahaha Phaedra thinks she is one of those old country lawyers who can practice all aspects of the law. And believe me she is NO Perry Mason. hahahaha

America's Got Talent Hires New Judge

I knew America's Got Talent was scraping the bottom of the barrel when they hired the ugliest man alive Howard Stern to work as a Judge. Well this time they have gone back to that barrel and lifted it up and scraped Heidi Klum off the bottom, to be the new Judge on the show replacing that rude bitch Sharon Osbourne. I used to like Sharon sort of until I saw Holly Robinson on the Wendy Williams show. And in that interview she said that Sharon told her "..that she doesn't know her place!". That is completely racist! And I totally lost respect for Sharon. Now getting back to Heidi, Heidi knows fashion, but what the hell does she know about talent? I think Howard is wrong for that show and so is Heidi! I cant watch the show any more because every time I see Howard I want to cry. He is HELL of UGLY! hahahahaha

Another Hantz Has A Major Meltdown!!

Dateline: Current Survivor in the Philippines Fans Vs. Favorites 2. Brandon Hantz nephew to the Infamous Russell Hantz pops off at Phillip. Then awhile later he apologizes for his outburst, but I think he didn't mean it. Then he gets wind that maybe Phillip wants to vote him out so he goes ape shit crazy and dumps out the rice and the beans and tosses around some of the other furniture in the camp b4 Dawn kind of calms him down. But he is steady talking smack to Phillip who was smart enough to walk away at the beginning of his tirade. So both teams go to the immunity challenge and right at jump street Brandon starts in and talking smack and giving advice to the other team. And trash talking Phillip. I just cannot believe that CBS would take another chance with this family. Brandon's father or Uncle got removed from CBS's Big Brother for threatening and assaulting another player. He shoulder bumped another male contestant and then threatened his life. Luckily the producers acted quickly and removed him. And again this time when Brandon was so belligerent towards Phillip, Jeff the host made Brandon come and stand next to him in front of the 2 teams. Then he started giving Brandon a shoulder rub to try and calm him but Brandon just kept talking more and more smack. So Jeff left the Favorites forfeit the challenge and give immunity to the fans and then they tribal council immediately where Brandon was voted out. Good looking out Jeff. But wow! Brandon has some serious mental issues just like his crazy ass relatives. They are all very bad people. Take HEED CBS and do not allow them to return to another show again. PERIOD!

Universal Names Director for Jurassic Park 4

I am completely underwhelmed by this news. Jurassic Park 3 was underwhelming too. hahahaha But the Director is some guy name Colin Trevorrow. Steven Spielberg will executive produce the film and it will be written by Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver who also wrote Rise of the Planet of the Apes. I really liked Rise of the Planet of the Apes, but there were some flaws in that one too. I really hate it when writers are telling a really good story and then all of the sudden the film ends or cuts to a quick conclusion. That is the flaw of a lazy writer.  A good movie will flow seamlessly from beginning to end. In Rise of the Planet of the Apes, there was all of this action with the escape from the sanctuary and the return to the lab to destroy it and then bam. The movie was over all of a sudden and left open ended for a sequel supposedly. Oh well, only time will tell if there will be one. Sigh.

Lil Wayne Hospitalized for Seizures Again

Lil Wayne was hospitalized for seizures this week in Los Angeles. This is the second time that we know of. The first time was on October 25th, after he had a seizure on his plane. Wow, who knew Lil Wayne could afford his own plane. hahaha I know he raps on just about everyone's cd. I guess he is really stacking a ton of paper. I hope he's moved out of that rinky dink little house he was living on, when he appeared on Cribs a few years ago. hahahaha His rep claims that the first incident back in Oct was due to dehydration and a migraine. And the doctor ordered him to drink at least 4 bottles of water per day.Wow, that's a lot of water for someone so little. hahahaha

SWV Reunites and Has Forthcoming Reality Show

Sisters With Voices are reuniting to make music and star in a new reality show. All original members, Taj, Leelee and Coko. Word is the women will reveal why they broke up in the first place and we will get front see views of the backstages of their lives. I know Taj has an interesting life, or at least she did. I used to enjoy their reality show when it was on. I wonder if her inlaws still consider her a golddigger? I also remember that the three of them went on a bus tour to churches and schools about domestic violence. So, I wonder if the ladies have experienced any more domestic violence? Hopefully, all of these questions and more will be answered in the new reality show. No word on when it will air or which network, but I'm thinking TVOne or TLC or Bravo. I'll be watching, will you? And I'll definitely be listening when the new tunes drop. Yeah!

New Pope!

Okay, I have been avoiding this story for awhile now, but now. I guess I will comment on it. Yesterday, the Catholics elected a new Pope. Yeah. Yawn! hahahahaha The old one didn't die like usual, but decided to Quit. Pope Benedict XVI quit due to failing health supposedly. The new Pope is Pope Francis real name Jorge Mario Bergoglio (pronounced Ber-GOAL-io), is only 76 and supposedly in better health even though he only has one lung. Pope Francis is the first non-European Pope in 1,200 years and he is a Jesuit from Argentina. Well Good Luck Pope Francis, you are going to need it. Here in the Sacramento Area, yet again another Priest has molested a 16yr old girl. This priest was visiting from South America helping his brother who is also a priest and I guess his juices got to flowing and he couldn't keep his hands off of the girl. I say cut off his pepe and then tar and feather his ass. It's not going to stop until the parents stop trusting the priests to be alone with their children! HELLO!!! They are men first and ministers second. And when you forget that that's when bad things happen.

Cyrus and Hemsworth Call It Quits! AGAIN!

Yeah! I am so happy that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up as a couple again. He was waaaayyyy too fine for her ugly ass anyway. The writing has been on the walls for months. And according to Wendy Williams this couple had one of those tumultuous type relationships where they would break up and get back together, breakup and get back together like multiple times. Wendy and I just cant understand those types of relationships. Either I'm with you or I'm not. And once you have left, you have left for good no coming back. Just like the Lux Theater in Oakland. When I was a kid we used to go there on the weekends to see movies. They always had a triple play for like $1.50. Two Kung Fu movies and then one Hollywood type movie. Well they had a sign on the door that read; "once you have left the theater, you have left and must pay again to reenter, NO FREE ENTRY!" I just love that! It is clear and precise and been my mantra with love relationships for years! hahahaha Liam, I am here for you babe! I dont mind January Jones' sloppy seconds. hahahahaha Yes, folks, that's correct. January Jones may have 'hit it' with Liam after the Oscars. They were seen leaving one of the bashes together. And we all know, what ever man, January wants, she gets. That's one slut after my own heart. hahahaha I wonder who her baby daddy is?? She wont tell and no one else that knows is telling either. hahahaha At least she can keep one set of her lips closed. Oooooo SNAP! hahahahahaha

Judge Judy Being Sued Over China

Judge Judy is being sued by the soon to be exwife of one of her show's producers who sold her a very expensive set of China. Judge Judy paid $50,000.00 for the china but the producer's wife claims the china is worth $514,421.14. WTF! And the wife, Patric Jones the soon to be ex Mrs. Randy Douhit, wants the difference plus punitive damages. Judge Judy thinks the suit is frivolous and Ms. Jones should get a job. hahahahaha That's right, Judge Judy, you tell that skank ho! hahahahaha

Deion Sanders Wins Custody

Well its official, Deion Sanders was awarded full custody of his 2 sons and shared custody of his 9 yr old daughter with soon to be ex wife Pilar. The couple are still working out the financial aspects of the divorce. PRENUP! If only Deion had gotten a prenup! Then his divorce would be final now. I'm just saying. hahahaha

I Think I Need to Go to Strip Clubs

Rapper Drake made it rain to the tune of $50,000.00 in a strip club in North Carolina last week. I hope he got some head too. hahahahaha But for $50,000.00 I would have wanted full sex, and more. hahahaha And mini man Floyd Mayweather Jr admitted to making it rain over $100,000.00 in an Atlanta strip club. I'm sorry but that is just too much money to just throw it up in the air and land on the ground. I'd knock a football team out of my way trying to get to that kind of money. hahahaha Dayum! And speaking of outrageous spending, Trey Songz is allegedly wasting about $35,000.00 per month on a Hollywood Hills rental. WTF!!! Look if you can afford to spend $35,000.00 per month a place to live, why not buy something? I am sure that if you saved your money for 2 months, hell just one month and used that $35,000.00 as a down payment on a house, you could buy something nice. Just shameful! These 3 examples really bring that old saying that, a fool and his money are soon parted, to life. hahahahah

Charlize Theron Set to Design Denim Line

Actress, Model , Human Rights Activist, Mother and now Fashion Designer all describe the amazing Charlize Theron. Charlize is collaborating with stylist Leslie Fremar to produce this line. And it will be sold in major retailers but no word on which one. I'm thinking JC Penny or Walmart or KMART. That's if her line is in the very popular "affordable" category. Good luck Charlize! You have such a great fashion sense, I am sure your designs will be fabulous! And I have to say that your little boy, Jackson is so adorable. He has the cutest little chubby cheeks and bow legs. When I saw his pic, I had to go AWWWW. hahahahaha

Kelly Osbourne Faints and Then Has a Seizure on Set of Fashion Police

Kelly Osbourne was taping a segment of her show the Fashion Police when all of a sudden she faints. Kelly was helped back up into her chair and she was given some water. A little time passes and she starts having a seizure. Luckily for Kelly, Melissa Rivers was paying attention and grabbed Kelly b4 she hit the floor and gently helped her to the floor. An ambulance was called and Kelly was rushed to the Hospital. A few hours later a rep for Kelly told Access Hollywood that Kelly was in "stable" condition and would be kept over night in the hospital for observation. Wow, I hope Kelly is going to be ok? And I hope that there is nothing seriously wrong with her. I love her on Fashion Police. Get well soon Kelly.

Chris Brown EXPLODES at Valet!

Wow! Again! I'm just surprised it went this long with nothing happening. But Chris Brown has had YET again another anger episode. This time at a Parking Attendent in a Bowling Alley Parking lot. Chris felt the guy was over charging him for the park. The sign said $5.00 but the guy was trying to charge him $10.00. This happened at the Stars and Strikes Celebrity Charity Bowling Tournament at Pinz Bowling Alley in L.A.'s Studio City neighborhood. Chris left the alley and when he asked for his keys the Attendant told him it would be $10, but Chris refuses. "Gimme my f--king keys," Brown demands while getting in front of the attendant's face.

"Just give me 10 dollars," the man replies.

"F--k ten dollars," Brown yells. "We gonna turn this whole spot up . . . I promise you."

Wow, does he kiss his mother with that mouth? hahahaha When is this guy going to learn that everything he does is under scrutiny. And when is he going to learn how to control his nasty little temper. This was a charity event, so if the valet is charging $5 or $10 who cares. Maybe Chris is not as rich as he proclaims if an extra $5.00 makes his blood boil, eh? Get it together Chris! Rhiana, RUN dont walk gurl! Get the HELL away from this asshole!!! Next time he might explode at you and we know how that looks.OH, if you want to see the video, it's pretty underwhelming  but you can view it on the TMZ website.

Shocking Elevator Prank: A Murder In Progress

What would you do if the elevator doors opened and you see a man strangling another man with a rope trying to kill him? Would you scream and run away? Would you pull out your cell phone and call 911? Would try to stop the murder? Or would you pull out your cell phone and start recording the action? Well this actually happened and as a promotional stunt for a new movie starring Terrence Howard and Colin Farrell called Dead Man Down. A company called Modo put together this stunt, by tricking people into showing up at a particular building telling them its for a focus group. However, when the doors to the elevator opened up, the fake murder was in progress with the victim yelling for help. So one lady tries to stop the murder by yelling stop and hitting the would be killer with her bouquet of flowers, another lady screams and throws her coat the scene, another guy grabs a fire extinguisher and zaps the air in front of the murder and another guy pulls out his cell phone and starts to record the murder. Now that guy I dont get. I might snap a pic and then run out the building, but I am NOT going to stand there and take video for longer than 30 seconds! What if the "killer" pulls a gun and shoots me for taking the video? DUH! HELLO!!! Get the fuck out and get help! There were a couple of guys who jumped in tried to break it up. Hmmm, I dont know about that. Risking getting hurt trying to save a stranger? Because, again, what if the doors close while you are trying to stop it and the "killer" finishes with his "victim" and then turns on you and you are now trapped in the elevator with him? Not cool! You never really know how you are going to react until you are actually put in the strange situation. Hopefully, you will make the right decision for all concerned. I'm sure everyone would love to be a hero and stop the murder and apprehend the "killer". But that is not what actually happens in real life. One time when I was a kid, the couple who lived in the back duplex were fighting and the man chased his gf up front to our duplex. She was screaming and running around our building and at one point my mother opened our back door and she let the woman run our apt. The woman was bleeding from the neck and mouth, she was all sweaty and out of breath. My mother gave her a dish towel to put on her neck to try and stop the bleeding. Well the guy starts pounding on our front door and yelling for his gf. My mother grabbed a 10" butcher knife, just in case that guy got through the front door. So he runs around to the back door and starts pounding on that one too. Well, my mother told the lady she had to go, she didn't want to risk us kids, so the woman runs out the front door and unfortunately for her, the guy was coming around the corner of the building and saw her and started chasing her again with a hatchet in his hands. Luckily for her, the police showed up seconds later and they stopped the guy from killing his gf.
So getting back to this prank. This is definitely not something you wanna do, what if one of the focus group people dropped dead from a heart attack trying to stop the murder or trying to get away from it?  God forbid! I'm glad that didn't happen. But if it had, that Modo company would be on the hook for a major lawsuit! Oh! If you want to see the video for yourself, go to YouTube, same title as this article. Check it out for yourself.

CBS Making Beverly Hills Cop Series: Murphy and Reinhold added to Cast!

CBS is developing a new dramodey based on the 80s Beverly Hills Cop franchise. Eddie Murphy and Judge  Reinhold will reprise their Axel Foley and Billy Rosewood characters. The tv series is based on the son of Axel Foley, Aaron Foley and Murphy will portray the dad and make guest appearances through out the series. The series will be a 1hr cop drama with comedic elements through out. The show is still in pre-production according to The Inquisitor. No word on if the main character, Aaron Foley has been cast yet. He better be funny and a lot like Eddie or else I'm going to be bored. hahahaha Eddie will continue to do movies. I heard that, keep stacking that paper Eddie. hahahaha

Kate Winslet Divorces Hubby #3!

3 strikes and you're out Kate! I say give it a rest now for awhile Kate, girl. I know I am surprised, are you? That's right folks, Kate Winslet has called it quits with hubby #3, Ned Rocknroll real name Ned Abel Smith. Nephew to Sir Richard Branson Billionaire and Owner of all things Virgin. Virgin Mega Stores, Virgin Airlines, Virgin Mobile Phones etc etc etc. hahahaha Kate and Ned met on his uncles private Island in the Caribean Necker Island; where they both survived a terrible fire in the summer of 2011. This marriage is less than 4 months old because as you know if you are a regular to my blog, Kate and Ned were just married in Dec 2012! Wow! I wonder what he did for her to divorce him so soon?? Sounds like there is a dirty little secret there. hahahaha Well Kate, I am sure am sorry to hear about your divorce, I am always happy when 2 people meet and fall in love. I am a big lover of love. hahahaha Good luck with the next one. Did you meet him yet? hahahaha

Andy Cohen is Down With the Swirl!!!

Yeah! I was watching Watch What Happens last night and Andy Cohen revealed he is down with the swirl. So I have a chance to get him afterall. hahahaha YEAH!!!

Brody Jenner Joins Cast of Keeping Up With the Kardashians

According to US Weekly, Brody Jenner is joining the cast of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. But he may not appear in every episode. Brody was spotted in Beverly Hills shooting scenes with pregnant stepsister Kim on Feb 21. Brody is really hot, so I might have to check it out. But I'm really kind of over the Kardasians. hahahaaha That's why I stopped watching their show.

Best Reality Show Villain of All Time Makes Audacious Return to All Star Celebrity Apprentice.

That's right folks, just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Boardroom; Omarosa shows up. And man oh man, she did not disappoint. You would think after losing her fiance, Michael Clark Duncan last year. That maybe we would see a kinder, gentler Omarosa. But HELL to the NO! If anything she is MORE CONNIVING, MANIPULATIVE, AND DEVIOUS!!! When I saw Claudia and Omarosa talking at the bar, I wasn't sure what she was talking about. But looking back now, she was laying out her plan to Claudia. And her plan to get Brett Michaels fired was PURE GENIUS!!! And if the other contestants had a brain in their heads, they would set Omarosa up and get her fired next otherwise she is going to pick them off one by one. hahahaha I would tell her, You go GURL! But I dont talk to the DEVIL! LAMO!!!

WOW! Freddie Jackson is Still Alive!

The last time I saw Freddie Jackson was on B. Smith With Syle and it was around Christmas 2004 I believe and he looked TERRIBLE. As you recall Freddy used to be a big boy, around 300lbs. But on this particular B. Smith show, he was like maybe 100lbs, nothing skin and bones! I think he has AIDS. So today, I was flipping channels and I found this UN Concert on BET starring Stevie Wonder and one of the other guest vocalists was Freddie Jackson. He is still skinny as a rail but thank God he still has his voice. He sounded amazing. And he looked healthier than he did on the B. Smith with Style show. Now I'm thinking that maybe he had a gastric bypass?? I wish I knew what he did or what happened to him?? So this UN Concert was to celebrate the 67th Birthday of the UN and it was pretty good overall. Stephanie Mills, Bebe Winans, Janelle Monae, Estelle, and Valerie Simpson were some of the other performers. Stephanie Mills looked pretty good. It was nice to see and hear her after the long absence.

Actress Bonnie Franklin Dead at 69

Aww this is so sad. Poor Bonnie Franklin, 69 who starred in that awesome 1970s sitcom One Day at a Time has passed away from complications from pancreatic cancer. I used to love that show. It was about a single mom who was divorced and had just moved into her own apt with her 2 daughters; portrayed by Valerie Bertinelli and Mackenzie Phillips. There was this funny handy man portrayed by Pat Harrington. This was another Norman Lear HIT show. Rest in peace my little ginger.

Jay Leno Set to Retire in 2014 and Jimmy Fallon Set to Replace Him

They say, all good things must come to an end, well folks RUMOR has it that Jay Leno is going to retire in 2014 and Jimmy Fallon is set to replace him on the Tonight Show. NBC hasn't announce it yet, but that is the latest RUMOR flashing through Hollywood. Jay is a big cash cow for NBC so I'll believe it when I see it. When Johnny What's his name was going to leave the Tonight Show years ago, and Joan Rivers was SUPPOSED to take over for him and then NBC slipped Jay Leno in instead. Never believe the rumors out of Hollywood. hahahaha Things change down there like the wind. hahahaha Good Luck Jimmy, sorry to see you go Jay. But you have earned the right to spend your golden years riding around in your antique cars instead of sitting behind that desk. hahahaha

Chateau Sheree Still A Construction Site 2yrs Later

It's been at least 2yrs since RHOA Alum Sheree Whitfield started building her dream home, which she foolishly named Chateau Sheree. Yawn (rolls eyes). I believe it was supposed to be completed way back in Nov 2010 or Nov 2011. Judging from the pics that Tamara from the Atl Blog TamaraTattles that she photographed in Jan 2013; the house is just now 1 stage past the framing with the outer wood and plastic wrap. Tamara was able to go inside and take a self tour, she stated that the walls have sheet rock on them and there is a sub floor, but there aren't any cabinets in any of the closets or bathrooms and she cant tell which room is going to be the kitchen. There is electricity, but there aren't any lights or wall switches. Hey Sheree, when is your house going to be completed? 2020? hahahaha Get it together gurl! hahahaha

RHOA Alum Lisa Wu Hartwell Divorced

Wow, say it aint so. Real Housewife of Atlanta Alum Lisa Wu Hartwell is divorced from her FINE ass husband Ed Hartwell. And from what I can gather from the media reports and Atl blogs, it is not an amicable divorce. This is the 2nd divorce for Lisa. Her first ex-hubby is R&B singer Keith Sweat with whom she has 2 sons. Did you know that? I sure didn't. I didn't find that out until earlier this week when Keith appeared on the Wendy Williams show. And he shared couch talk with Wendy. But what he didn't say is that he and Lisa had some domestics during the marriage and he was accused rightly so of abusing Lisa. But I think she brought it on herself because one Judge gave full physical custody to Keith. And read Lisa the riot act about being selfish and ignoring her kids; as well as spending huge amounts of money on herself, taking money from the father for herself, being a workaholic, taking too many business trips, being self involved, etc etc. WOW! who knew! The ladies on these Real housewives shows always portray themselves and devoted wives and mothers and here's a prime example of one just out for herself. Hey Ed, if you want some company Holler at your boy! hahahahaha

Girls Gone Wild Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

Oh NO! Say it aint so Joe! Couldn't have happened to a "nicer" guy. hahahahaha According to court papers there is less than $50,000.00 in cash on hand and more than $16 million in actual debts. A large portion of that is owed to the Wynn Casino in Las Vegas, about $10.6 million. WTF!!! Clearly Joe Francis has a gambling problem. Why didn't someone step in and get him some help? Where was the board of directors for his corporations? And why was he allowed to use company funds to gamble with? Joe is such an arrogant asshole so I'm not sorry to see he is once again in trouble. Maybe he should sell his $20 Million dollar house in Mexico or his private jet or one of the many other assets he has? I hope the IRS steps in and seizes all of his cars, houses, jets and etc to pay off his delinquent taxes too. Just like they did to Peabo Bryson; a few years ago the IRS seized Peabo's Atlanta home and auctioned off the contents. I wonder if Joe can go back to jail for not paying off the $10.6 million? I hope so. He certainly deserves to be locked up again. hahahaha