Michael Douglas Admits His Throat Cancer Was Caused by Eating a Bad Vijayjay!

Oh this is too nasty for me! In a recent interview with the Guardian Michael Douglas admitted that his throat cancer was cause from HPV (human papilloma virus) and he contracted it during cunnilingus. So in other words Michael ate out a bad pussy and got throat cancer from it. EWWW!!!!! Wow, that's really shocking to me. I didn't know you could catch cancer from eating pussy!!! Michael didn't name the dirty vijayjay. I wonder if it was his wife's?