Chris Brown Enters Rehab!

Chris Brown enters rehab for anger issues; finally!!! It's about time this cray cray fool is getting some help. However, I think he needs to be committed to a psychiatric facility for the criminally insane. No sane person thinks that the best way of solving problems is to always throw fists. HELLO! Grow up little boy! Men don't act like that. Only petulant little boys get mad and swing on people. Chris is probably doing rehab trying to show the court that he is taking charge of his life and getting his emotions under control before the court orders him into anger management classes. Personally, I don't think rehab is going to do him any good. I think he should go to prison for fighting, one reason why he keeps getting into trouble is because he keeps getting away with it. It doesn't look like he will go to prison from this last incident either, because the charges have been dropped from the felony to a misdemeanor. Damnit. Once he starts learning that actions have consequences, only then will understand that punching is wrong. But maybe I am wrong and rehab will work for him. I surely hope so! Good luck Chris, you need Jesus! hahahaha

Congratulations, It's a Boy!

Congratulations go out to Actor Michael Weatherly and his wife, Bojana on the birth of their son, Liam. Liam was a large baby, he weighed in a 10lbs. Wow! This is the 2nd child for the couple, their first child is a girl, who they named Olivia. Awww, now they have have the perfect family, a boy and a girl. hahahaha Good luck to the happy family.

Actress Jane Seymour Files for Legal Separation From Hubby

Well, it's official now, actress Jane Seymour has filed for legal separation from husband actor/director James Keach. The couple has been living apart since April of this year, but only last week did Jane file the legal documents. Jane sited the old stand by, irreconcilable differences as the cause. Yeah, yeah, I wish we knew the real reason. I think maybe James was cheating on her with someone else? Or maybe he is back on drugs? Jane and James have been married for 20yrs and have 17 yr old twin boys. Jane is asking for joint physical and legal custody of the twins. Hey they are 17 not 7, they'll be 18 soon then no one will have custody of them. hahahaha Jane is not seeking spousal support, yeah no kidding. I think she makes more money than he does. Her Jewelry line is very popular! Good luck Jane.

New Murder She Wrote Coming to CBS, No Lansbury!

CBS is reviving and revamping legendary Murder She Wrote series, but JB Fletcher will not be portrayed by Angela Lansbury. The new JB Fletcher will be portrayed by Oscar Winning Actress Octavia Spencer. Also, JB will not be a retired school teacher who writes mystery novels, but a hospital administrator who writes. I dont know how I feel about this one. I think I'm going to have to wait to see a couple of episodes to be able to make an informed decision. I LOVE the original series with Angela. I still watch it late nights on the Hallmark Channel, from 11pm to 3am. It was such a good series. And everyone who is anyone appeared on it back in the day, Martin Milner and Kent McCord from Adam12, Linda Hamilton, Gavin McCloud, Darren McGavin, even the little Aussie guy from Space 1999(Nick Tate) and also the blond chic from Space 1999 and Mission Impossible, Barbara Bain. Good Luck to Octavia, if your series is a hit, it will be nice to get a steady paycheck! I just hope it goes well for you and your series doesn't end up like the new Ironside with Blair Underwood. It got cancelled after only 3 episodes aired. Tsk Tsk Tsk, too bad.

Modern Toilet Restaurant, Yes I Said TOILET RESTAURANT!

Okay this is just cray crazy! But there is a string of restaurants in Taiwan and China, where the patrons sit on commodes and dine out of mini commodes and drink out of mini urinals. What sicko thought this up? First of all, I don't think the commodes would be comfortable unless they had one of those padded seats. hahahaha And next, when I order my Shabu Shabu or Chicken Chow Mein, I don't want to eat it out of a mini toilet, do they even wash under the ring of the bowl? hahahaha You know when you clean your home toilet, that ring is the catch all for the bits of pooh. hahahahaha Apparently these restaurants are doing quite well, they were opened in 2008 and 2009 and all are still open and thriving. And I think that when I saw this story on the news, they said that one just opened in Los Angeles. Good luck with that!

Actress Marcia Wallace, Dead at 70!

Legendary actress Marcia Wallace who portrayed Bob Newhart's secretary on the Bob Newhart Show died on Friday, no cause of death was officially released. However, one media outlet attributed the death to her long battle with breast cancer. Awww, Rest in Peace Marcia.

Singer Chris Brown Arrested AGAIN! In Washington DC

Oh no! Now what has this fool done this time! Well, Chris Brown and his body guard were both arrested outside of the W Hotel in Washington DC on Felony assault charges, after an altercation with an unidentified male. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Chris is still on probation from his 2009 conviction from beating his then girlfriend Rhiana. Hmm, do you see a pattern here? I do. This ghetto ass hoodrat cant keep his hands to himself. Chris now faces 4 yrs in the big house for breaking his probation. Hello Judge! Lock this lowlife up and toss away the key! Good riddance!!

Kanye West Proposes to His Baby Mama on Her 33rd Birthday In SF Stadium!

Well it's official folks, Wendy Williams was wrong, Kanye West proposes to his baby mama Kim Kardashian at Sand Francisco's AT&T Park. Which also just happened to be Kim's 33rd birthday. West was in town for one of his tour stops. The Yeejus tour. What a completely stupid name for a tour, he also has a fake Jesus come out on stage and he then holds a conversation with him. That's blasphemous, I think. He better be careful, or the REAL Jesus might call him home for mocking him. hahahaha Anyway, all told, the media estimates that Kanye spent about 3 million for the proposal, which read "Pllleeease marry meeee!" on the jumbo screen at AT&T Park. There was a 50 piece orchestra which played one of Kim's favorite songs. Awww, it sounds so sweet. And the bauble of choice was a 15 karat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring. Wow! now that's a rock! hahahaha Good luck to the happy couple and their beautiful baby girl North.

Congratulations To Kelly Clarkson On Her Marriage to Brandon Blackstock

Miss Independent is no longer independent. She is Mrs. Brandon Blackstock now. That's right folks, Kelly Clarkson, the original American Idol winner is now happily married to her talent manager, Brandon Blackstock. I sure hope she had him sign a prenup! hahahaha I also want to commend Kelly for slimming down, she looks like she is down to a 4 now. Which is way down from the 20 or 24 she had ballooned up to in recent years. hahahaha I dont care for her style of wedding dress, long sleeves , deep V neckline, lace everywhere! Ewww! Is she 30 or 100? That dress was way too old fashioned for her! It was made by Temperley (whoever the hell that is!) and retails for $7,015.00 , hmmm that's a really weird number. Usually something is $6,999.00 or $7,499.99 but $7,015.00 is a bizzare number! hahahahaha Damn Kelly, all of your millions and you picked such an old fashioned dress! Oh well, congratulations gurl!

3 Scout Leaders May Face Felony Charges For Toppling Boulders in Utah State Park

Everyone wants to be on TV or famous and 3 Boy Scout Leaders may be facing Felony Charges for toppling some boulders in Utah's Goblin Valley State Park. Thanks for filming yourselves and posting the video to YouTube which went viral. Clearly these 3 guys are several sandwiches short of a picnic! (LOL that was a read!) Talk about dumbasses! Goblin State Park is known for these rock formations which took millions of years to form. So "dumb, dumber and dumbest" went there and knocked over these boulders and then started high fiving each other like they had just won the lottery. They broke one of the Boy Scout's prime directives, of Leave No Trace. I hope they get kicked out of the Boy Scouts and do some serious Time also. This is clearly a group of guys that should have learned the old adage, If it's not broke DON'T fix it! The guys claim that the boulders were perched precariously and could have fallen on someone walking by. Ump! Wrong! Clearly these were 3 dumbasses with too much free time on their hands. Like my mother used to say, "Idle hands are the Devil's workshop!"

17 yr Old Gives Birth at a Friend's House and Murders Baby Same Night!

This is just a really awful story! Two 17 yr old girls were caught shoplifting in a Victoria's Secret Store in Manhattan and when the security guard searched their bags, he found a dead baby in one of the bags. Apparently one of  the 17 yr old girls, Tiana Rodriguez, had given birth the day before and subsequently murdered the child later that night and was carrying around the dead baby because she didn't know what to do with the body. Tiana Rodriguez is facing murder charges for asphyxiating the baby. She will be charged as an adult. According to the medical examiner, the baby was  born alive and later asphyxiated, but more tests are being done because the autopsy was inconclusive. I hope that bitch gets the death penalty. How could you murder your new born baby? All she had to do was take it to a fire station or a hospital or church, there are so many couples out there who so desperately want to have a child. And they would have been very happy to raise this child as their own. That poor little baby. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Rest in Peace little one.

NBC Axes 2 Shows, Already!

Damn the new fall season has just started and is not even 1 month old yet! NBC has axed 2 shows, Welcome to the Family and Ironside for poor ratings. I wasn't a fan of either show, so I don't care. hahahaha
I think a few more shows should get the ax too! Hostages! Which is on CBS and not doing to well either. And Robin Williams new show The Crazy Ones! I cant watch it, he is just too manic for me. I couldn't even get through a full episode and needed 2 Valiums after I turned the channel. hahahahaha (ROFL that was a read!) And Dads! OMG What grown ass men are kissing on the lips after the son becomes an adult? NOT happening even in the MOST dysfunctional of families! Martin Mull is kind of cute! I wouldn't mind kissing him, though. hahahahaha Nice daddy bear. hahahaha

Chinese Couple Sells Daughter to Buy IPhone!

Wow! I thought the last story I wrote was disgusting but this one is 1000 times worst! A Chinese couple sold their new born baby daughter in order to buy an IPhone. Before the baby was born, the couple kept telling everyone that the wife's baby bump was a tumor. (Oh how the plot thickens!) The couple then opted for a home birth so as not to alert the authorities that they now had 3 children. Which is 2 children above the legal limit. So this couple would have been required to pay a penalty or Tax for not adhering to the 1 child per family limit. But what this couple did, Mr Teng and Ms. Zhang, was to place an online add for an adoption with a trade of cold hard cash, anywhere from $4,900.00 to $8, 200.00. Those are strange amounts and the article stated that the exact amount of cash traded for the baby was not disclosed, but the couple did received it the same day they handed over the baby to the buyer. IPhone and IPads are status symbol in China and to have one means you are in the elite regardless of what your bank account says. That is just so stupid! The couple now faces charges of human trafficking for selling their baby! Oh! And not only did they buy and IPhone, but they also bought a pair of high end athletic shoes as well as other items in an online shopping spree. I think they should have to give up all of the items they purchased. They should not be allowed to keep any of the money nor any of the items they purchased with the money from the sale of their child. And they should lose custody of their other 2 children. Obviously, this couple doesn't know the first thing about being a parent! And I think they both should be sterilized!!!

Air Marshall Arrested at Tennesee Airport for Snapping Pics Up Women's Skirts

This is absolutely disgusting! Air Marshall Adam Bartsch, 28 was arrested on Southwest Flight #3132 at Nashville International Airport yesterday when he was caught taking pics of fellow female passengers boarded the plane. Apparently Adam was using his cell phone to take the pics as the women walked by and another passenger grabbed his phone and turned him into the Flight Crew. Who subsequently phoned Airport Police. Adam was arrested and removed from the plane. Charges are pending but Adam is also going to be suspended and or fired from his job. DUH! I hope he gets labeled a sex offender also. What a sick ass perv! All of the porn you can find on the Internet for FREE and this is how you spend your time while on duty! It is really OUTRAGEOUS and DISGUSTING! He should have been doing his job or playing words with friends or angry birds instead of being a pervert!

Real Reason Jonas Brother's Cancelled Tour: Joe Jonas is a Drug Addict!

Wow! This is really shocking! When you think of the Jonas Brothers, you think, wholesome, boring, family ties, Disney, and Innocence. Well, that is clearly not the truth. Turns out it is all just a big ol' lie! Because Joe Jonas is a drug addict and that is the real reason he and his brothers decided to cancel the tour. According to TMZ and Star Magazine. No word on what specific drug or drugs Joe is addicted to. I'm think cocaine or crack! Joe has been seen with a sober coach around town, Mike Bayer, who is the CEO and founder of Cast Recovery Services. Mike is the same sober coach that helped Joe's former girlfriend Demi Lovato. Mike is a HOTTIE too! Hey Mike, how you doin'? hahahahaha Holler back if you want to have dinner cutie. hahahaha

Gwyneth Paltrow Cheated On Her Husband With Billionaire Jeff Soffer

Wow! I knew Vanity Fair had something good on that ugly ass bitch Gwyneth Paltrow, but I never imagined that it was this good. hahahaha According to Entertainment Tonite, Vanity Fair is going to run an article on the fact that Gwyneth Paltrow cheated on her drummer husband Chris Martin, with Billionaire developer Jeff Soffer who owns the Fontainebleau Hotels in Florida. And Jeff is married. He married ex-model Elle Macpherson earlier this year.  So they are both wrong for cheating. But Gwyneth of course denies the affair. I think she did it. She seems like the slutty cheating type to me. I cant wait for the article to come out so that we can get the low down dirty details that I know Vanity Fair will have! Yeah Vanity Fair!!!

Laura Flynn Boyle Looks AWFUL!

Wow! Have you seen a recent pic of Laura Flynn Boyle? She is no longer the Beauty she once was when she was dating Jack Nicholson or acting on the Practice. Her face is very bloated looking and her lips look like 2 giant slugs slithering on the stoop. hahahaha And her potbelly and love handles make her look like a 60 yr old, OLD MAN! Gone is the flat tummy and mosquito bite breasts. They have been replaced with some normal sized B cup, somewhere between the size of an orange and a grapefruit. Personally, I think Laura has been hitting the sauce consistently for years and it is now showing up on her misshapen face and body. EWWW! Get sober and get back in shape gurl!

Is Redbox Collecting Zip Codes for Some Nefarious Reason?

I was watching my local news yesterday and I saw a strange story. Have you ever used Redbox? Well when they ask you for your zip code to verify your credit card info, they are lying. On the news segment, a guy rented a movie and when asked for his home zip code, he put in a random # that wasn't even a real zip code and the Redbox machine accepted it and gave him the movie he rented. Now some people are up in arms about this. But what can they do with just your zip code? Not a damn thing! Come on people give me a effing break! Here is my thought on why they are collecting the zip code, they want to see where you live in relation to the Redbox machine that you are using. I usually use the Redbox machines in my zip code, but sometimes I have used other machines because I was in Carmichael shopping or over near Arden Fair Mall shopping. So, all of you conspiracy theorists dial it back and go back on your meds, there is nothing nefarious going on here. hahahahaha

Cancelled Again! The New Ricki Lake Show Is History!

Yeah! I am so happy to say that the New Ricki Lake Show has been cancelled! It was so boring it made me suicidal! hahahahaha Look, Ricki, you are NOT Oprah! You can NEVER BE Oprah! We (the public) NEVER watched your show for being empowered and preached to. We watched your show for fun and ambush meetings, crazy and zaniness! What were you thinking? Why would you change a format that worked? Why do you think Jerry Springer is still on the air? For the wild fights, the cheating spouses, and the OMG! That's a man NOT a woman! hahahahaha So you can be "proud of the shows you produced" but I bet your pocket book is more than a little light! So sad!

Actress Kristen Bell Marries Longtime Fiance in Spur of the Moment Ceremony At Beverly Hills County Clerk Office

Awww, this is so sweet. Actress Kristen Bell, who portrayed teen aged detective Veronica Mars and also had a role in Heroes marries longtime fiance Dax Sheppard at Beverly Hills County Clerk's office on Wed. Originally, the couple went to City Hall, just to get their license, but the clerk offered to marry them in a nearby courtroom and they took her up on the offer. Kristen was crying, she was so happy. Awww. The couple has been engaged since 2009 and vowed NOT to marry until same sex couples were allowed to marry also. Awwww, isn't that sweet. My heartfelt congratulations go out to the happy couple and I wish them and their 7 month old daughter all the best. Masel!

Aussie Paul Hogan and Wife Linda Calling It Quits After 23yrs of Marriage

Aww, this is kind of sad. But Linda Hogan has filed for divorce from her Aussie husband Paul, citing irreconcilable differences. Yeah, yeah, I think she got tired of that chubby little man climbing on top of her. LOL Paul used to be so hot looking when he made the Crocodile Dundee movies back in the late 1980s. The couple actually starred in one together in 1986. They have 1 15yr old son together and Linda is seeking joint physical custody and child support and alimony from Paul, Wow, that's a big surprise. NOT! Hey Linda, get a job you lazy ass bitch! hahahaha (That was DEFINITELY a read!) hahahahaha Oh and Paul, you need to get ride of you round pot belly! I saw a pic of him on the beach in Australia a few months ago and I was shocked to see how pregnant he looked. LOL

JLo and Boy Toy May Be Calling It Quits!

Actress and weak ass singer Jennifer Lopez aka JLo, may be calling it quits with her 25yr old boy to Casper Smart. It has been 3 weeks since they were photographed together in public and one of her friends says that JLo stated to her that the spark is gone between the 2 of them. Awww, really? He should have been a drive by anyway! Jennifer should have taken a page out of Demi Moore's book and learned from Demi's mistake. May December relationships don't work when the female is older than the male. It is a known fact that women mature quicker than men, so when you have an older woman who is 40yrs old and a 25 y r old dude who is mentally about 18; unless she has a strong mother complex it's not going to work out. Also, maybe Casper cannot blow out Jennifer's back as good as he did when they first got together 2yrs ago? hahahaha Or maybe Casper found a new man? Casper is NOT 100% straight. If anything, he is bisexual. But some of his friends have outed him as being gay. And even shared pics of him looking as Queer and a 3 dollar bill! hahahaha

Vanity Fair is Writing a Tell All Article About Gwyneth Paltrow And She Tells Her Friends Not to Cooperate!

Vanity Fair is writing a tell all article about Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and when she heard about it, she emails her friends and demands that they not talk to the reporter. And when the Editor at Vanity Fair heard about Gwyneth's email to her friends, he said that Vanity Fair is gonna go all in on Gwyneth! Yeah, I hate that bitch! She can't sing, she is bony as hell and she is NOT beautiful at all. I will NEVER read People magazine again, after they named Gwyneth the most beautiful woman of 2013. You know you are lying when you have to explain your reasoning as did a rep from People when she appeared on the Wendy Williams Show a few months ago. Vanity Fair, I hope you don't disappoint! Please go all in and destroy this ugly ass bitch! I want you to air ALL of her dirty laundry! hahahahaha

Fox Announces that Glee May Call It Quits After Next Season

The President of Fox, Kevin Reilly announced that Glee may call it quits after Season six. Apparently they are going to recast the show and the only way that it will continue is if they find some more extremely talented actors to take over. That's the problem when you set a show in a high school setting. The actors cannot play 16 and 17 forever. hahahaha I'm not as big a fan of the show as I was before, but I will be sad to see it go. Good Luck cast, I guess you will have to live off of your residual checks and cd monies. hahahaha

Vetran Character Actor Ed Lauter Dead at 74yrs Old

You may not recognize his name, but I promise you, you would recognize his face. Veteran Character actor Ed Lauter has died from mesothelioma at the tender age of 74. Ed appeared in many Hollywood blockbusters, Family Plot, The Longest Yard, The Artist, and French Connection II just to name a few. Ed also appeared on the little screen in many TV shows like Mannix, Rockford Files, Charlie's Angels and Hawaii Five-O. Most recently Ed had been appearing on Showtime's Shameless. Rest in peace Ed.

Music Mogul Timbaland's Wife Files for Divorce Making Outrageous Money Demands

Prolific Music mogul, Timbaland's wife Monique, has filed for divorce and has gone cray cray in her money demands. Monique is seeking child support for the couples daughter as well as child support for Monique's a 10yr child from a previous relationship, siting that Timbaland has "publicly and privately claimed that child as his own".. Monique is also requesting life insurance, money for private schools, vacations, summer camps, and alimony. Now here is where she goes cray cray, Monique is regesting "rehabilitative alimony", and permanent alimony. "Rehabilitative alimony"! I've never heard of such a thing! Now that's creative. hahahaha I think the bitch is just being greedy! She thinks she is going to lay on her back for other men while Timbaland fronts all of the bills. That is just retarded! Hey Timbaland, I think you should hire Gloria Allred or some other feminist lawyer to fight these outrageous demands!!! Yall was only married for 5yrs, so that bitch only deserves 5 yrs of alimony! PERIOD! You should NOT have to support her for the rest of her life. I  hate greedy bitches!

Congratulations, It's a Boy!

Congratulations to Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kusher, they welcomed a new addition to their family, a healthy bouncing baby boy yesterday. No word on the baby's name, weight or length. Just happy tweets from Grandpa Donald and Ivanka too. Good Luck to the happy family. This is the 2nd child for the Kushers, they have a daughter named Arabella.

WFSB Weatherman East Cat Vomit Live on TV!

Okay first of all, I just want to know why this guy was eating off the floor! I mean, really, how hungry was he? hahahaha So, here is the story, WFSB (out of Hartford Conn.) Weatherman Scott Haney was walking down the hall to the studio and saw what looked like Grape Nuts cereal to him on the floor and he decided 'wow, that looks yummy' so he reaches down and scrapes up a hand full. After popping them into his mouth, he says, wow, "they're a little soggy" and they "tasted like shoes". Hmmm, so you like eating shoes too, eh? You and my dog must have the same foot fetish! hahahaha My dog loves to lick my feet or lick the insides of my shoes. hahahahaha Suddenly, it dawns on Scott that what he just ate is not Grape Nuts cereal, but cat vomit! EWWW! I'm getting queasey just thinking about it. hahahahaha Hey Scott, here is a rule that I live by and it has helped me to reach 51yrs! DO NOT EAT STUFF OFF OF THE FLOOR! DUH!!! Dumbass!

Actor Craig Robinson Arrested in the Bahamas for Drug Possession, Again!

Wow, I think I should call my cousin "M" and tell her that her daughter is messing with a drug addict! Actor Craig Robinson was arrested in the Bahamas trying to board a flight back to the States, but TSA agents found marijuana and Ecstasy in his bag. Ecstasy? Really? Craig is that how you are getting the young ladies to have sex with you? Like my 25 yr old 2nd cousin? I wont name her, but her initials are O.H.."O" told her Aunt C that Craig had sent a limo for her and took her out a few times and they were just "friends". Yeah right! If you believe that, I have a nice Bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you like really cheap. I know they were doing more than just hanging out. Craig is not going to be sending limos, buy you champagne and taking you out to eat if he's not hitting that. Craig has made quite a few movies and appears on TMZ a lot. "O" gurl, you better wake up and leave that drug addict alone. I don't care if he is a celebrity. And this is the 2nd time Craig has been arrested for drugs, the first time he had Meth and marijuana on him. What's he going to have the next time he gets arrested? Marijuana and Heroine? "O" gurl, run don't walk to the nearest exit!

Season 3 Master Chef Contestant Commits Suicide

Wow, this is so sad. Season 3 2nd place winner of Master Chef Joshua Marks committed suicide on Friday by shooting himself in the head. Damn! Apparently Josh was bipolar and had been having some problems. Late in the summer, he had been arrested after an altercation with police and taken to a Chicago medical facility. Also at that time he had suffered some facial injuries from a self inflicted gunshot. Sounds to me like he was trying to commit suicide on that day and flinched at the last second. I wonder why they didn't keep him longer? Poor guy, rest in peace.

Celebrity Wedding Blitz!

Wow! What are they putting in the water down in Los Angeles? This past weekend a TON of celebrities got hitched! Rapper Pharrell Williams, Gold Medal Olympian Greg Louganis, and actress Rose McGowan. Good luck to all of the happy couples.

Sacramento Woman, Leaves Car Running and Is Surprised that It Is Stolen and Her 5yr Old Son Kidnapped

I've said it before and I'll say it again, This is 2013, not 1813. You MUST lock your doors and windows at all times! Yesterday, here in Sacramento, a woman went to pick up one of her children from school, she left her purse, 5yr old son in her car, with the engine running , keys in the ignition and the doors unlocked. When she came out of the school 5 mins later, she was surprised to see that her car was gone. Really?  What planet is this dimwit living on? You cannot leave your car running and go inside of any location and come out and expect your car to still be there. DUH! Well luckily this story has a somewhat happy ending.  She starts looking for her car and luckily for her she finds it around the corner from the school, with her son unharmed and the car unharmed also, but her purse was missing. So when the news interviews her, she says she's always done things like that when she goes to pick up her son. Well that's was her 1st mistake. Obviously someone has noticed that that is her MO and then decided to steal her car not knowing there was another kid inside, or not caring. I sure hope she has learned her lesson. NEVER EVER leave your car running and go inside of a building. Not unless you don't care if your car gets stolen! Personally, I think this woman should be sterilized and have her children taken away from her, because CLEARLY she is too stupid to raise children. This woman was so lucky that a child molester or some whackadoo didn't take her car and kill or harm her son. I mean how lazy and stupid is she? What if her 5yr old had gotten out of the car, wandered into the street and been hit and killed by a passing motorist? Or what if the 5yr old had put the car in gear and ran into the building killing someone else's child? There are just so many bad scenarios that could have happened. I am just thankful that her 5yr old was unharmed. Too bad that his mother will not change her ways. I bet you $1 million dollars that the mother will leave the keys in her car and it running today when she goes to pick up her child from school. Dumbass bitch! hahahaha

Kandi Loses Tardy For the Party Suit

Wow, this is really ridiculous! But Kandi Burruss has lost her lawsuit against Kim Zolciack for Tardy For the Party song. I am just so shocked and dismayed about this. I think the Judge must have been on crack or something. Kim didn't do anything to make this song come to life. The bitch can NOT sing! Kandi wrote this song, produced it, and allowed Kim to record it in Kandi's home studio. If Kandi hadn't written the song, there would be NO song! I don't care if there wasn't a contract between the 2 spelling out the particulars. Right is right! Kandi's first mistake was not getting a contract. Kandi's second mistake was hiring Phaedra Parks as her attorney. Phaedra couldn't litigate herself out of a paper bag. #WorstLawyerEVER! hahahaha
Poor Kandi! She really got the shaft on this one!

Actors and Actresses Who have Passed Up Major Roles

Lately there has been a rash of articles on famous actors and actresses who have passed or nearly passed up major roles and personally, I don't give a flying fuck! Why is this news? Since they didn't portray that character, we will never know how it would have turned out, so why should we invest time in what could have been? or how that performance would have turned out? We will NEVER know because it never took place!!! One recent story was about Marie Osmond and how she turned down the role of Sandy in the Original Grease Movie with John Travolta. I'm glad she turned it down, I don't think she would have made a good Sandy. She claims that the script she read was not the same script that was made into the movie and Olivia Newton-John portrayed a much toned down Sandy than the one that was in the script that was sent to her, (Marie). Yawn!  Big Whoop! Next!

Foster Farms Doesnt Care About John Q. Public and Is Trying to KILL US!

I am so disgusted with Foster Farms that I am done with them FOREVER! I will NEVER buy Foster Farms Chickens again! Why? Because Foster Farms does NOT care about the consumer. Foster Farms has 3 plants that are contaminated with an antibiotic resistant strain of salmonella and yet they have refused to close the plants and sanitize them nor have they recalled the infected chickens that are sitting on the shelves of your local grocery stores waiting to infect you and possibly kill you. More than 300 people across the USA have been infected with salmonella and it has been traced back to those 3 Foster Farm Plants. Foster Farms, you need to get it together and stop harming your consumers!!!

At least Walmart cares about it's consumers, they have ordered that ALL Foster Farms Chickens be removed from the shelves and destroyed ASAP! Yeah, Walmart!

New "Death Watch" On the Market, Do You Want One?

Wow, are you serious? First of all, I think it's a scam! Second of all, what person in his right mind would want a constant reminder of some future date that you are going to die? Well, apparently, there are some people who have come up with the perfect watch to give you just that date. It's called the Tikker Watch. You fill out a health questionnaire subtract your current age from the results and then the watch starts a countdown to that date when you will die. I don't think you can accurately predict the date of death from a questionnaire. If that were true, everyone would be doing it already. I mean who wouldn't want to know that date so that they could live better until it happens. Don't be fooled people! This is just someone trying to scam you out of your money. DUH!

Lauryn Hill Releases New Song! Absolutley AWFUL!

Oh how the mighty have fallen into land of the men with white coats and straight jackets . That's right, I am talking about singer and rapper Lauryn Hill. Lauryn used to be such a phenomenal talent. A rapper with an incredible singing voice. Now she is a totally cra cra whackadoo! Lauryn was released from Federal Prison for tax evasion and she just released her new song, "Consumerism". The beat is awful, the lyrics are nothing but a bunch of ISM words run together like a machine gun firing off a volley of bullets. Sigh, so stupid! I thought the purpose of rap was to convey a message. Speak clearly enough so that john q public can understand you and have a coherent message to convey as well. Where is Lauryn's mother? She needs to get some help right away! Poor thing. "Thugism, Hoodism, Racism, Hedonism" etc I say her song is BORINGISM, RETARDISM, CRA-CRA ISM! hahahaha So sad! What happened to the Gospel Album you said you were going to make?  I don't think praying can help you now. But you definitely NEED JESUS!!! hahahaha

Hey Lauryn, I have a rap for you! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate this song and you're a whackadoo! hahahahaha awww, damn! That was definitely a READ! hahahahaha

Most Expensive Shoes Ever!

Ok this is just retarded. Personally, I think this is a false article. But if you can have $300.00 fruit in Japan, I guess you can have shoes that cost could buy you a house here. So, I was reading stuff on Yahoo News and I found this article about some platinum heels, yeah that's right, I said Platinum. And then I saw t he price tag and nearly fell off of my chair. Take a guess at how much these shoes cost? $20,000.00? Nope, guess again. $50,000.00?  Hah, they'd be a steal at this price. These Platinum Cleopatra Stiletto heels by House of Borgezie cost a mere $112,000.00! Who the hell is the House of Borgezie? I've never heard of them before. They must be completely cra cra! Who the hell is going to pay $112,000.00 for just one pair of heels? And if some dumb bitch actually buys a pair of these shoes, I hope her family has her committed to the nearest nut house right away!!! Only someone certifiable would pay that much for a pair of shoes!

Bruce Jenner Walks Out on Wife Kris! Doesn't Want His 2 Daughters to Be Fame Whores Like Kardashian Half Sisters!

Wow, this was a rumor that Wendy Williams talked about last week on her show, but I don't like to spread rumors. So I waited until I found it on another source and I did, today on Dirty Celeb Laundry Website. Hey, don't judge! A source is a source of course. hahahaha So, are you sitting down? According to Dirty Celeb Laundry, Bruce and Kris had a big ol' fight, after Kris had their 2 daughters (Kylie and Kendall) appeared on America's Next Top Model again. But this time they were in a creepy photo shoot about the Shining. Bruce thinks that Kris has "ambition like a disease in her blood" and he doesn't want Kendall and Kylie to end up like their fame whore half sisters, Khole, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian. I think it's too late for that. Maybe they should all get off of reality TV if he really doesn't want that to happen. hahahaha Personally, I think it is too late, that fame whore boat has sailed already. ALL of the Kardashian and Jenner children are FAME WHORES! hahahahaha So anyway, Bruce has packed a bag and left Kris. He is now living at an undisclosed location. hahahahaha Good Luck Bruce, I think you should hire Gloria Allred as your divorce attorney. hahahahaha and stick it to Kris good, right in her pocket book. Yeah!

Game Day Chili Is AWESOME!

If you know me, then you know I am a big foodie. And I am always trying out new recipes and improving old ones. Because I get tired of eating the same food all of the time. DUH! Right. hahahahaha Anyway, I saw this recipe for Game Day Chili on Yahoo News and I had to try it out. Well first off, I noticed that there was one important ingredient missing from the recipe, chili powder. You cant have chili without chili powder or a chili base. So I added a packet of chili mix from Walmart. I also added 1 teaspoon of cayenne pepper. I like my chili HOT. hahahaha You can omit it if you are a wuss and cant take the heat. The recipe also calls for 2 jalapenos, again you can use less if you cant take the heat. I also added 1 tablespoon of sugar. If you have a tomato based sauce, you should always add some sugar to cut the acidity of the tomatoes. Plus it gives your sauce a nice shiny sheen to it. I am not a big fan of black beans, so I just used 2 cans of kidney beans. Man oh man this was the BEST chili I have made all year long. I think this will be my go to chili recipe from now on. So, if you like chili, test it out for yourself and trust me, you will fall in love with it too. And as one of my favorite chefs always says, We Live, We Eat, We Love! Happy cooking!

Congratulations to Actor Oowain Yeoman on His Recent Marriage

Congratulations to Actor Owain Yeoman from the Mentalist on his Sept 7 marriage to Gigi Yallouz, who were married in Malibu. Wow, this was another one of those sneaky marriages, that we only hear about weeks after the fact. I thought most celebs love to see how many helicopters they can get to crash the reception. hahahaha Well good luck goes out the happy couple!

Congratulations It's a Boy!

Actress Halle Berry gave birth to her son on Saturday in Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles. This is the first child for her with her new husband Olivier Martinez. Berry has a 5 yr old daughter from a previous relationship. No other details were given about the baby. Aww, don't you hate that? I always like to know height and weight and maybe the name too. I just hope it's not going to be another one of those stupid celebrity names. Like North West. hahahaha Who names their baby a direction?! hahahaha

Author and Infomercial Host Held in Contemp In Federal Court

Author and Infomercial Host Kevin Trudeau was held in contempt by US Federal Court in Chicago for failing to pay fines levied against him stemming from a 2004 conviction and settlement. Trudeau owes $37.6 million in fines for failing to pay a $500,000.00 settlement. Trudeau claims he is destitute, but was Federal Trade Commission Lawyers had evidence of him paying $920.00 on cigars and $359.00 on 2 haircuts. Wow! where the hell is he getting his hair cut, it's certainly not super cuts! hahahaha Looking at his photo, I'd say he got robbed, his hair is jacked up! hahahaha Unfortunately, this case has been put on hold due to the Government shutdown, damn those Republicans! This guy deserves to be locked up for good. He is a lowdown dirty crook! I've seen parts of his infomercial on the weight loss book, I knew he was lying. The FTC needs to go after lyposene, 'cause they are lying dogs too. I still cant believe they had the nerve to make a commercial using those fatties lying about weight loss. One chick claims she is almost down to her high school weight. When clearly she is still an umpa loompa fatty. hahahaha

Diva Mary J. Blige Being Sued for Breach of Contract by Dallas Concert Promoter

R&B Diva Mary J. Blige is being sued by a concert promoter in Dallas who contracted with her to do a concert for $250,000.00, $145,000.00 was paid up front and the balance was to be paid at the end of the concert. Well, according to the contract, Mary and her entourage was to be flown 1st class to and from the show, well the concert promoter, sent coach tickets and so Miss Mary refused to do the concert. Hence the suit for breach, but Miss Mary is not sitting on her hands and going "woe is me". Mary has filed a counter suit claiming that the promoter breached first when he sent the coach tickets. Mary is seeking the remaining $105,000.00 due on the contract. I heard that Mary, get your money gurl. That cheap bastard definitely breached first. hahahaha Man oh man I wish I could be on that jury. hahahaha

Singer Lauryn Hill Released From Federal Prison

Singer Lauryn Hill was released from Prison today after serving a 3 month sentence for Tax Evasion. Lauryn must now complete a 3 month sentence on home arrest. Lauryn owed taxes for year 2005, 2006 and 2007.  Hopefully now, Lauryn will pay her taxes and stop showing up late to concerts. I think Lauryn needs to get some psychological help and a perm too. Clearly things are not right with this gurl and her nappy ass fro is tired. (Yes, that was a read! hahahaha) Get it together gurl, just get it together!

Jackson Family Loses Suit Against AEG Live LLC, Possible Appeal Forthcoming

Katherine Jackson and her 3 grandchildren, Prince, Paris, Prince Michael II (Blanket), lost their suit today against AEG Live LLC. The suit was seeking damages of 1.5 Billion for negligence in the hiring of Dr. Conrad Murray to treat singer Micheal Jackson, the King of Pop. While the jury did find that AEG Live did hire Dr. Murray at Michael Jackson's behest. And they found Dr. Murray NOT guilty in being competent to do the job he was hired to do. (Dr. Murray was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in 2011, in a separate trial.) Not not guilty of the murder, because that was not the issue in this suit, but they felt that the Doctor knew what he was doing, but he just had no ethics, according to one of the Jurors. According to a family member the Jackson family will appeal the verdict. Personally, I think the family was just being greedy, Michael's estate is making TONS of money now. And now that he is not here to spend extravagantly like he used to. It's all pure profit! Because people will continue to buy his music for years to come. And I bet there are some unreleased songs somewhere in some vault somewhere. All they need to do is put 10 or 12 together and release a new album.

Good luck with your appeal, but I doubt that a judge is going to overturn it.

Brisith Columbia Coroner's Service Confirms Cause of Death for Actor Cory Monteith

British Columbia's Coroner's Service confirmed today that the Cause of Death for Actor Cory Monteith from Gless was a combination of heroin and alcohol. And they are calling it accidental. Cory was found dead in his hotel room on July 13, 2013 when he failed to check out as scheduled, the hotel staff entered his room and found him dead on the floor. RCMP subsequently found a spoon with heroin residue, a used needle and 2 champagne bottles in the room. Cory had just gotten out of rehab for the 2nd time in April of 2013, but apparently it didn't last and he relapsed again in July resulting in his death. So sad, he had everything to live for, a hit TV show, tons of money, concerts, hit records and his health. Too bad he couldn't conquer his demons and stay sober. Rest in peace Cory.

Mia Farrell Reveals True Paternity of Her 25 yr Old Son, Ronan

Mia Farrow drops bombshell paternity fact about her 25yr old son Ronan Farrow. Ronan may not be the son of creepy little troll Woody Allen, but in fact may be the son of her ex husband, singer Frank Sinatra. Mia and Frank were married when she was just 21 yrs old and Frank was 50. The marriage only lasted 2yrs and ended when Mia refused to drop out of Rosemary's Baby movie to make a movie (The Detective) with Frank instead. However, apparently Frank and Mia continued to have sexual relations for some time. Looking at a pic of Ronan, he looks nothing like Woody Allen but seems to have a similar nose and eyes to Frank Sinatra. Nancy Sinatra Jr, Franks daughter, sent an email to Yahoo OMG! confirming that the Sinatra clan doesn't have a problem with Ronan possibly being Frank's son, she wrote in part, "He is a big part of us. And we are blessed to have him in our lives." Hmmm, sounds like sisterly love to me. hahahaha

Janet Jackson and Billionair Hubby Plan To Adopt 2 Children In The Near Future

Singer Janet Jackson and her billionaire hubby, Wissam Al Mana are planning to adopt 2 children in the near future. Word on the street is that Janet has reached out to Queen Raina of Jordan for assistance, just like Angelina Jolie did a few years ago. Janet and her husband are also thinking of adopting a child from civil war ravaged Syria, too. Hey Janet, why not adopt some American children? It looks like your hubby is only interested in adopting Arab children, but there are TONS of American children that need a good  home also. Put your foot down gurl and adopt an American child also. Good Luck.