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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Rapper Severs Penis and Then Jumps Off North Hollywood Bld in Suicide Attempt

Wow! This is so shocking I have to type with one hand and hold my junk with the other. Rapper Andre Johnson aka Christ Bearer who is allegedly affiliated with the Wu Tang Clan cut off his own penis and then jumped off the roof of a building in North Hollywood in an apparent suicide attempt. OUCH! Luckily or maybe not so luckily for Andre he survived the fall with severe injuries but they are survival. He was rushed to Cedars Sinai Hospital where he is currently being treated. I hope they can reattach his junk. Otherwise, what's the point in living if you don't have a cock? So sad! No word on what precipitated yesterday's events. I wonder if he is a sex addict and the constant prowl for sex just got to be too much for him? Or did he cheat and his woman dumped him? Or he caught a "bad decision" and couldn't deal with it so he decided to end it all??? What ever it is, I really cannot believe that it warranted the removal of his cock. Oh wait! Maybe he is a woman trapped in a man's body??? Okay, I used to be an answering service operator and I once took a message from a guy who was preop tranny who told me a similar story. He cut off one of his balls and since there was very little bleeding and pain, he decided to keep going and then cut off the other one. But that was nothing like the first. He had terrible pain and a ton of bleeding and had to be rushed to the ER. Luckily they were able to save his life, but not his nut. And since that was what he wanted, he was extremely happy. Wow, I just think you should save up your money and have your surgery done by a doctor in a hospital. Do It Yourself surgery is NEVER a good idea!!!

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