Sad News Out of Hollywood!!! DAMN!!!

Well, I was just talking about this to a friend of mine on Sunday. Little did I know how soon it would come true. The "Ivory Queen of Soul" was found dead in her home in Pasadena on Sunday. That's fight folks, Teena Marie is gone! She was just 54yrs old and had released her latest cd just a few months ago, called Congo Square. Teena Marie was a tiny woman with a powerful voice. I was lucky enough to see her in concert back in the late 80s at the Paramount Theater in Oakland. Man oh Man, that was a really AWESOME show! She didn't sing her songs, she SANG her songs! Damn! I'm really broke up over this one. I've been listening to an oldie station lately and I've heard some of her songs. I'm going to have to look for greatest hits cd so that I can add some of her music to my mp3 player. Rest in Peace Teena Marie and tell Rick James I said "Yo, brother!".

OKAY, Maybe I Owe Mariah Carey an Apology ....

For ragging on her weight recently. Yesterday, Mariah and Nick Cannon announced that Mariah is carrying twins. I just want to wish them a lot of luck with her pregnancy. I do love her voice and lately she has been covering up her body more. I just got tired of seeing too much of her body ALL of the time!!! hahahahahaha
So Mariah, I'm sorry for some of the rude comments I made about your weight. hahahahaha And keep on singing gurl! hahahahahaha Loved your performances on Christmas in Washington ; this year!!!

OMG!!! It's Gets Worst with Pharell Williams!!!

No wonder he can afford to spend $14 Million on Penthouses. He has a clothing line called Billionaire Boy's Club. And I am still in SHOCK! I"m in SHOCK I tell yah!!! at the OUTRAGEOUS prices of his items! T shirts for $80.00 EACH! Key chains for $50.00! Jeans for $290.00!!! Jackets for $450.00 to $900!! Vests for $450.00!!! Shorts for $230 and up!!! REALLY?? And some of his line is sold out!!! TO WHOM?? What IDIOT is actually paying $80.00 for a T shirt??? It's a T shirt! It's not made of gold, nor is there any real design in it? It's just some ugly ass logo on it which is silk screened onto it. It's not embroidered! It's not appliqued! And the key chains are a strip of leather which also has the logo embossed onto it with a snap and an ugly cheap O ring made of metal. NOT gold or silver or any other precious metal. I think this is some kind of money laundering scheme. Especially, in this economy, who can afford to spend $300.00 on a pair of jeans? Or $50.00 on a designer key chain??? I'm not buying it!!!

Pharell Williams thinks he is a furniture designer!!! OMG!

Apparently Hip Hop Artist Pharell Williams thinks he is a Furniture Desinger. In 2008 he designed a straight back chair with human like legs. BIG YAWN! It's cute and kind of kitschy but now he has come out with a "tank" chair. This one is laughable at best!!! But you be the judge, and check the link below.
http://curbed.com/archives/2010/12/02/omfg-pharrell-williams-is-now-a-furniture-designer.php

Personally , I think he should stick to making music, not that I listen to it. hahahahaha Oh, and he just spent 14million on a Miami Penthouse. What a Moron! That is TOO much money for a condo! All you own is the 4 outer most walls, everything else is owned by the building! Look, this is just my opinion, but if you can afford to BUY a piece of property for any amount of money. Make sure you are actually BUYING a piece of land!; for any amount let alone $14 million. Miami is a great city, and I hear it's great to live on the water. But for $14 Million Dollars, I would expect to be able to go outside and walk through the grass in my ginormous backyard or side yard, knowing that THIS land is ALL mine!!! But when Pharell goes out back, all he can do is sit on the concrete patio and look out at his fabulous water views, but he doesn't even own the building nor the land on which the building sits on. Tsk Tsk Tsk. Oh well, my mother used to tell me, "a fool and his money are soon parted". hahahahahaha

True or False: Is it illegal in the State of California to purchase drugs outside of the USA for Lethal Injections?

True! WTF? Who cares where the drugs come from that are used in the State of California or any other state for Lethal Injection. As long as the drugs work, you could manufacture them on the moon for all I care!!! Sometimes, the government makes the stupidest laws!!! I think this law should be repealed!!!

Aretha Franklin has Pancreatic Cancer.

It's been widely reported on several Websites and in a couple of print media that Aretha Franklin is in a Detroit Hospital recovering from surgery. And that she has pancreatic cancer. Apparently, Miss Franklin has canceled all of her gigs from now until May 2011. She is doing well after the surgery. We all wish you a speedy recovery Miss Franklin. Much love to the Queen of Soul.

Oh No! Say it Aint So! Wesley is in the SLAMMER!

Yeah Folks, it's finally happened. Wesley Snipes is finally started his 3yrs for his 2008 Tax Evasion Conviction. He is currently a resident of a Federal "Prison" in Pennsylvania. I put prison in quotes because, there are no bars, and there isn't a perimeter fence. He gets daily showers, indoor basketball, sand volleyball, badminton,  bridge, he can work out on a stair master or elliptical machine, he can spend 290.00 per month at the commissary, there are only 2 person cells, and wakeup is 06:35am. WOW! is this a prison or a country club? hahahahaha The only bad thing about this "prison" is there are 5 prisoner counts daily, and 3 of them are at night. And I bet he gets out early. Had he not appealed his conviction, and just immediately gone to prison; he would probably have completed his sentence already. What a dumbass!

On line PhD?

Okay, so the "doctor" that has been dating Real Housewife of Atlanta, Sheree Whitfield. Isn't really a doctor after all. Apparently he obtained his PhD from an online institution and not an Ivy league or legitimate college. Can you say BUSTED! On last night's episode, Sheree was having a spades party and invited the "doc" along with other friends and cast members. And leave it to my girl Nene, to have the T on the good "doctor". hahahaha And thanks to Nene and Lawrence and the other cast members for putting the good "doctor" on the spot. Man oh man,  the good "doctor" was sweating like a whore in church on Easter Sunday when the pastor asks for the sinners to come to Jesus. hahahahaha

Q: How many weeks pregnant are you? A: 40 weeks you lying sack of shit!

YEAH! Finally! The truth comes out about Phaedra, on Real Housewives of Atlanta. For the last 2 weeks Phaedra has been lying to everyone about how many weeks she is pregnant. She claims that she is only about 7 months pregnant and that her doctor is going to induce her because the baby is fully formed. What? No one including this writer, has ever heard of an American doctor doing such a thing! Any OBGYN worth his/her salt will tell you that the closer the mother carries the fetus to term is better for the baby. Phaedra has been lying about how many weeks she is pregnant because she clearly was pregnant prior to her marriage to her husband. And she didn't want her minister mother to find out she had been having premarital sex. HAH!!! Tsk Tsk Tsk!! Phaedra is a slut. hahahahahahaha

Shaqueeta aka Shaquille O'Neal in drag lip syncing to Beyonce!

Okay, I dont know about you, but I am completely shocked and pissed off! Shaquille O'Neal is in drag and lip syncing! WTF! How dare he, make a video b4 I do. hahahahahaha Plus he is one ugly ass bitch!!! hahahahaha At least I'm pretty when I'm in drag. hahahahahaha Okay, at least I think so. hahahahaha If you haven't seen the clip here is a link to it:

http://crushable.com/entertainment/video-shaquille-oneal-in-drag-singing-beyonce/

Please enjoy! It is hilarious!!! He is a hot fucking mess!!! hahahahaha

McDonald's must really be hurting for money again...

First of all they bring back the Monopoly game, but only for a limited time. And now they are bringing back the McRib sandwich....again for a limited time. I think they should lower their prices and stop shrinking the food. Last week I bought 2 cheese burgers and together they would not cover the palm of my hand. I cannot believe how small they are!!! WTF!!! That is one of the latest ploys in food manufacturing. Shrink the size of the product but dont raise the price. So, if you used to buy a bag of peanut butter cups at the 99 cents store and you would get 1/2 pound of candy. Now, that same bag of chocolates cost 99 cents, but you only getting something like 10 ounces of candy instead of the 1/2 pound. What an effing ripoff!!! So I bet this new McRib is going to be like half the size of the one we got say, 10yrs ago. How sad!!!

Three More Deaths...

The cute litle 11yr old girl who portrayed Nala in the Lion King on Broadway lost her battle with Leukemia, her name was Shannon Tavarez. I saw her on the Wendy Williams show a few weeks ago. She recently underwent a umbilical cord transplant but apparently it didn't take. She will be missed.

Then the announcer from the Wheel of Fortune, Charlie O'Donnell passed away. He was 78.

And finally pro surfer, Andy Irons passed away in a hotel room in Dallas Tx on his way home to Hawaii. He withdrew from a surfing competition in Puerto Rico this weekend due to an illness that he picked up while competing in Portugal. An autopsy will be performed on Wed to determine the cause of death. Sounds like we have a mystery here.

Charlie Sheen is a RACIST!

OMG! Say it isn't so!!! Puhlease! I just LOVE 2.5 Men. But it has come to my attention that Charlie Sheen is a racist. He left some extremely nasty voicemails for his ex wife Denise Richards and in more than one of the messages he calls her a cunt and a nigger. WTF? Nigger? She is blond and blue eyed!  I dont why he called her the N word, but I am done with him. I will not support an actor or actress or television show which allows it's cast members to use that word in their personal lives. I think he should be fired and blacklisted from Hollywood! He is nothing but a drug addict and alcoholic! I hope he gets violated for his latest escapade and must do some hard time now. Lock his racist ass up!!!

Hawaii Five-0 in 2010 SUCKS!

I just got through watching the latest episode of the new Hawaii Five-0. I just dont understand it! Every aspect of it is so contrived that I cant take it! Where did they get the writers for this show? Mini-me actor Scott Caan's charactor is so over the top with his attitude and disrespect of Steve McGarrett that I just want to punch him in his little mouth!!! The original Danny Williams would NEVER be so disrespectful to his commanding officer! Also, in this episode, there's a little girl who witnesses the murder of her mother, and she is taken out of child welfare's custody to a shaved ice stand. A short time later, the man who murdered her mother turns up with some henchman and kidnaps her; turns out this man is her biological father. How did he know where to find her? Also, child welfare would NOT release this child to a police officer for a couple of hours! And if they did, why didn't she have any backup? Arrrggghhhhh! This show is just a complete WASTE of time!

RIP James MacArthur!!!

Awww, more sad news out of Hollywood, actor,  James MacArthur who portrayed Danny Williams on the original Hawaii Five-0 passed away on Oct 28, 2010 in Jacksonville Fl. He was 72 and died of natural causes. He will surely be missed.

The "Queen" is "Dead", the "Queen" is "dead". Long live Jerry Brown!!! hahahaha

Yeah "Queen" Meg lost the race for Governor of California and Jerry Brown won again for the 3rd time in 37 years. Meg is such a hideous looking woman, you would think with all of her money she would have some work done on her ugly mug. She looks like a scary old drag queen who is past his time. hahahahaha And speaking of queens. I had never seen her husband b4 but tonite during her concession speech, she gave a nod to him and the camera pans over and OMG!!! My gaydar pinged so hard. It's still ringing in my ears. He is such a skinny little frail thing and very effeminate! Clearly, he is the "woman" in the relationship and she is the "man". hahahahahaha I'm just so happy that the people of the State of California didn't allow her to buy the Governorship!!! It would have been such a travesty had it happened. I think Jerry Brown will do a much better job. You know what pisses me off the most, is that Meg Whitman spent about 140 million dollars trying to buy the Governor's office and if she had donated that money to charity. It could have helped so many needed families out. Tsk Tsk Tsk...SHAME on you Meg Whitman! Now crawl back under your rock and keep your UGLY ass mug of yours, off of my TV screen Damnit!!! hahahahahahaha

Arnold is so over being Governor that he was spotted riding his bike down in Venice Beach California today. hahahahaha"

Project Runway Judges are STILL MORONS!

Okay, this happened last Thur, but I had to calm down first. Once again, the Judges of Project Runway have shown how racist and completely out of touch with what is happening in fashion right now. I guess you have guessed by now that they picked that ugly dyke-ish looking chick Gretchen as the winner of Season 8, over Mondo. Can you believe that shit?! I can't either nor can any of my friends that I have discussed this with. Gretchen's line was a hodge podge of hideous browns and greens...big YAWN! And her jewelry that she designed was nothing but different lengths of chevrons suspended from chains. BIG WHOOP! BORING! My jewelry line is waayyyy better! At least my jewelry looks like jewelry. hahahahahaha And come on now, granny panties under sport coats and hats? Where the fuck is any chick going to wear that in the real world? No street walker would be caught dead in that outfit!!! At least this time, we got to see more of the deliberations and we could see for ourselves that the 2 racists are Nina Garcia and Michael Kors. Those two really pushed Heidi into picking Gretchen. I didn't like every "look" in Andy's line, but I think his line was better than Gretchen's! You could find many of her pieces in any Walmart, Target, Marshall's or Ross anywhere in America right now. Mondo's line was exciting, drama, color, meticulous, wondrous and FRESH! I hope we haven't seen the last of him, yet!
So, next week the Fashion Show with Issac Mizrahi and Kelly Rowland returns for season 2 on Bravo, I hope they do better this time than in the first season. Good luck to all of the new contestants. I'll be watching!

Lots of revelations!

Ok the hot topics were just jumping like crazy on yesterday's Wendy Williams show. Have you been wondering why Christina Aguilera and her husband broke up? Well apparently they had been living in an open marriage. However, her husband Jordan Bratman, apparently couldn't handle the fact that Christina kept hooking up with other women. Although, they both used to go to Lesbian bars to pick up chicks. And now to add insult to injury, Jordan refuses to move out of the marital home. The 10,000 sqr foot mansion that used to belong the Osbournes. So Christina has now moved into a hotel. Sounds to me like Christina needs a good divorce lawyer. I think we all know whose money purchased the house...Christina's of course!!

Now the other shocking revelation...Gavin Rossdale who is married to Gwen Stefani, gave an interview to Details Magazine and in it, he admits to having a one time gay liaison with "Marilyn". The young rocker dude who used to be with Boy George. Gavin states that this event happened when he was in his teens. "Marilyn" said, one time thing, NO Way! We had a love affair that lasted for 5 years and was definitely NOT a one time gig. Apparently Gwen didn't know anything about it and Gavin now regrets having talked about it according to Wendy Williams. WTF! I always thought Gavin was just too cute to be str8. I thought my gaydar was mis-pinging every time I saw  him. hahahahahaha It's nice to know that I am still batting 1000! hahahahaha Gavin baby when Gwen tells you to kick rocks, my door is always open for you sweety. hahahahahaha

It's Official..Mr & Mrs Nick Cannon are expecting.

Yesterday Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon announced that she is definitely expecting, on a morning news show. Well this explains her recent weight gain. I wonder if she is expecting triplets? Mooo bitch. hahahahahaha

Conan O'Brien is an IDIOT!

You know I kind of used to feel a little sorry for Conan O'Brien after NBC dogged him out and took the Tonight Show back from him. That was until he got the 40+ million severance package. And now that he has a new show coming on TNT with that God awful commercial. I'm just sick of him!!! I have NEVER really been a fan of his to begin with. He and Oprah can kiss my fat black ass. hahahahaha I'm sick of that bitches' commercial for her new network.

Rapper TI headed back to the BIG HOUSE!

Well this week has really been the high of the highs and the low of the lows. Earlier this week, Rapper TI assisted the Atlanta City Police in talking a jumper down from the roof of a 22 story building. TI whose real name is Clifford Harris, told the jumper that, "..it aint that bad. It'll get better, just put the time into making it better." Well I sure hope TI takes his own advice now that the Judge presiding over his latest arrest has sentence him to 11 months back in prison. TI and his wife, Tiny were pulled over in LA in their Maybach. And the officer smelled marijuana coming from the car and after searching the vehicle he found multiple controlled substances. TI later tested positive for opiates. Awwww DAMN! TI what were you thinking? When you are on probation  you know that you cant do stuff like that, dude! Sigh! Oh well,  I wish him well and I hope those 11 months fly by!

Congratulations to Alicia Keyes and her Husband Swizz Beatz.

On Friday 15 October 2010, Alicia and her husband Swizz Beatz announced that they were the proud parents of a baby boy. Who they named Egypt Daoud Dean. It is the first child for Alicia, but the 4th for her husband. He has 2 boys and a girl from previous relationships. That's just wonderful for them, I just hope with future kids they pick the names out of a baby book instead of off a map. hahahahahaha

More Breakup News! WTF?

Did you know that Ben Harper and Laura Dern split up? No? I didn't either! Well according to TMZ, they've been separated since Jan 2010, however they've still been living and traveling together all year long! TMZ thinks the date is significant because a couple's earnings are separate starting with the date of legal separation. And Ben makes significantly more than Laura.

Did you know that Christina Aguilera  and her husband Jordan broke up a few months ago also? What the hell is going on down in Hollywood? Is there something in the water that makes everyone up and walkout of their relationships? Who is next??? Keep watching here and I'll let you know as soon as I know. hahahahaha

Shocking Breakup News out of Hollywood!

David Arquette and Courtney Cox have announced that they have been secretly separated for months now and may be heading for divorce. And David says there is no truth to the rumor that he is moving in with his "jump off" piece named Jasmin Waltz. He proclaimed on the Howard Stern Show that "HELL NO...it was JUST sex!". Well I hope he runs to the doctor because his "jump off " piece has been having "just sex" with quite a few men in Hollywood! Such as Ryan Seacrest, Jesse McCartney and Chris Pine to name a few. TMZ reports that Jasmin has been passed around Hollywood more than any basketball in any NBA game. OOOoooo Snap! hahahahaha

Carley Fiorina should be named Carl!

Ok this happened a few weeks ago, but I'm going to comment on it now. Because of all of the stupid ass political ads on TV, they are really pissing me off. So anyway, a few weeks ago, Carley Fiorina was caught on a live microphone talking smack about Barbara Boxers hairdo. I just want to know, who died and made her Queen of the hairdos or hair don'ts?  Carley has some nerve, when her hairdo looks like any dyke walking the streets of San Francisco. And the many colors in her hair also; YUCK! I only like salt and pepper hair on a man. I think if you are a woman, you should pick a color and dye your hair. She has all of that money she made from  working at H P who fired her, and yet she cant afford to go to a decent salon and have her hair dyed and styled like a woman. Tsk, tsk, tsk. What a shame.

Liar Liar Panties on Fire!!!

Who the hell does Meg Whitman think she is? She claims that she did not know for NINE years that her maid was an illegal alien. Are you shitting me? If she really did not know, then she is TOO FUCKING STUPID to be Governor of California. You mean to tell me, that Meg Whitman her Doctor husband allowed someone free access to their house and food and grounds that they hadn't completed vetted prior to hiring that person? Is THAT really what Meg Whitman wants the people of California to believe? BITCH puhlease!!!!

19 yr old Hooker competes in Uk's XFactor Show!

19yr old Chloe Mafia ( real name Chloe Heald) is a prostitute and producers of the UK show Xfactor know and dont care. Apparently Chloe has been arrested at least 140 times for prostitution before appearing on the Xfactor stage. I just want to know, when did she have time to turn tricks? It seems like she spent most of her time in and out of jail rather than on her back turning tricks. hahahahahaha  You may not be able to turn a "ho" into a housewife, but apparently you can turn her into a singer. hahahahahaha

Another one Bites the Dust!

TV Series Creator and TV series writer and book author Stephen J Cannell has passed away from complications of melanoma, he was 69. He created and wrote for many of the BIGGEST tv series of all time. Like the A-Team, RipTide, Hardcastle & McCormick, Rockford Files, Greatest American Hero, and 21 Jumpstreet, just to name a few. He was also a part time actor and had a recurring  role on ABC's hit show, Castle. He will definitely be missed. Rest in Peace!

They are dropping like flies in Hollywood!

Yeap, folks, yet another death this week. Comedian and Judge from the Last Comic Standing Greg Giraldo also died Wednesday 29 Sept 2010. He was found unresponsive in his rented room at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in New Brunswick NJ. Paramedics tried to resuscitate him and rushed him to the ER at Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital also in New Brunswick. Police and Authorities believe it is from a drug overdose. Toxicology tests are forthcoming. Greg was just 44 at the time of his death. He will be sadly missed.

It's true they go in threes.

WOW! More sad news out of Hollywood. Beloved actor Tony Curtis has passed away from cardiac arrest at his home in Henderson Nevada; surrounded by his wife and loved ones. He was 85. Also, just 1 week prior, in Berkeley California, 1950's singer Eddie Fisher also passed away, on Sept 22. Eddie Fisher was the father of actress and author Carrie Fisher and former husband of both Debbie Reynolds and Elizabeth Taylor. He passed away due to complications of hip surgery.  He was 82. Both will be sadly missed.

Small shaker reported in Singapore last night!

Last night while performing in Singapore at the Formula 1 Singtel Singapore Grand Prix, singer Mariah Carey took a tumble on stage. Some of her backup singers and dancers quickly ran to her aid and helped her up off of the stage, while Mariah just as quickly proclaimed that she did it "...on purpose". But seconds later with a very diva like attitude, she demanded assistance again, in removing the offending high heels. Proclaiming into her microphone, "Obviously, I'm supposed to be barefoot". I'm surprised it only took a couple of dancers to get up off of the stage, seeing as how FAT she's gotten lately. I guess that's why other media reported minor seismic activity during the fall and her performance. hahahahahaha

Actress who portrayed the elder Rose in Blockbuster film Titianic has passed away.

Gloria Stuart (Sheekman) passed away in her sleep in the Hollywood Home shortly after 8pm on September 26, 2010. She was 100yrs old; born July 4, 1910. She was best known for her role as the elder Rose Calvert in James Cameron's 1997 Blockbuster film Titanic which starred Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet (who portrayed the younger Rose). She lived a long life and had a very illustrious career. She will be missed.

Lindsay Lohan is out of Jail and back in rehab...but for how long?

Lindsay Lohan was allowed to post bail after just 14hrs behind bars. And she has once again checked into a rehab facility. I don't see it doing much good because she clearly is NOT serious about changing her behaviors. I think she needs to hit rock bottom and then maybe she will WANT the help she so desperately needs. I wish her luck, but be prepared for it to get a lot worst b4 it gets better. Just look at Robert Downey Jr, he was getting arrested and waking up in neighbors childrens' bedrooms and alleys behind skid row motels b4 he finally said enough is enough. And look at him now! He's one of the highest grossing actors again. His Iron Man movies have grossed more than 1 billion worldwide. Lindsay clearly has the talent, but she lacks the motivation and the drug/alcohol free lifestyle to be a top actress again.

Former Kidnap Victum and child sex slave Jaycee Dugard is penning a tellall book...Who Cares!!!

Hmmm, do I really want to read all about Jaycee Dugard's 18yrs of being a sex slave for a psycho couple in Antioch, California? I think Not! It's bad enough the State of California has settled with her for $20 million dollars for failing to find her and set her free from her captivity. However, I think she needs to take some responsibility for her own captivity. I am sure that there were times from age 18 until her release, other then the 4 times that we know about. Where she could have escaped or contacted Police. She stayed all of those years because she wanted to. And she was probably enjoying all of the sex with all of the men that her captors brought to the house, for those wild parties that her neighbors talked about with the media. She stopped being a victim the first time that she could have escaped and didn't.

Project Runway Judges are morons!

Ok, on this week's installment of Project Runway, the designers were given $300.00 and 2 days to come up with a high fashion look. Then on the 2nd day, the designers were given an additional $100.00 and the remainder of the day to make a knockoff look of their high fashion look. And the top three were Gretchen, Mondo and Andy. I think only 1.5 of them should have been there, Mondo and the top half of Andy's outfit. The pants on Andy's outfit were bizarre to say the least. Gretchen's "look" was a hot mess and looked more like some ugly ass costume that you could find at any Renaissance fair in any forest in any city anywhere. hahahahahaha So I dont know what the PR Judges are smoking, but I say PUT IT DOWN! STOP IT! hahahahahaha And I'm gonna go on record right now. The judges better NOT pick Gretchen for the final 3. She is NOT the best designer on the show and she is very disloyal to her fellow contestants when they did a group challenge. She is hell of LAME!

America Idol finally "Officially" Announces the Judges for the Next Season!

And the New Judges are Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez.And Randy Jackson will continue to be on the panel as well. Big surprise, NO! It's been all over the internet and printed media for weeks now. I for one am not looking forward to this season. As I have stated in previous posts. Jennifer is such a bitch! And she is very ungracious towards her fans and the paparazzi. And I've witnessed Steven having some rude moments towards the paps too. So, we dont need two rude bitches on the panel, we need two musical experts on the panel who can find us the next American singing sensation! Good luck and I'll definitely be watching the first episode, but I make no promises after that.

I think Mel Gibson got played!

On Friday's TMZ episode, TMZ revealed that Mel Gibson's baby's Mama, Oksana Grigorieva has achieved her goal of extorting money out of Mel. She has signed papers from Mel that he will pay her 18million dollars if she destroys the tapes and other evidence against him, proving that he has battered and harassed her. Oksana is one shrewd conniving lowlife golddigging whore. But I give you your props girl. You had a goal and now it looks you have won. But at what cost? Because Mel has said that this was your plan from jumpstreet, that you wanted to extort monies out of him and that you got pregnant on purpose. I think Mel is a fool! You were a rich man and married. That makes you A #1 target for gold digging hoes! DUH! And your dumb racist ass fell for it. So I think you Mel are getting just what you deserve for stepping out on your wife and family. I love your movies but I hate everything else that you stand for!

Mariah Carey might be Preggers!

I certainly hope so, because she is so FAT now. She makes me look slim. hahahahaha TMZ showed a pic of Mariah at some Airport on Friday's episode and I was floored! Mariah is like 3 times the size she was when last appeared on American Idol in 2009. I think she was a size 6 then She is at least a size 20 now. And her gigantic boobs no long look huge. Her hips are now her biggest assets. hahahahaha Mariah is so fat now that....how fat you ask? She needs her own zip code. hahahahahaha

Lindsay Lohan back behind Bars!

Wow! How stupid can you be? You are out on probation and you have to submit to random drug tests. Is it a good idea to drink and or do drugs? No! I dont think so. So, why did Lindsay fail two drug tests? Because she is a stupid ass coke addict. I think the judge should have given her more than 30 days. And why was she released from rehab after less than 30days in rehab? I think Lindsay would do better at a mandatory inhouse stay of no less than 6months. People in her situation need structure and constant reinforcement. Because what was she doing not even 24hrs after she was released? She was out partying and clubbing like nothing happened. How sad for her!

Keep your fingers crossed for me....

Have you ever watched 24hr Restaurant Wars on the Food Network? Well, it is one of my favorite shows on the food network. The premise, is 2 teams of 2 or 3 get a $4,000.00 budget and 24hrs to set up their own restaurant and go head to head against each other serving about 75 covers. And at then end of the 24hrs, after the public has eaten and voted and the judges have judged, the winning team gets $10,000.00 and bragging rights to say they opened up and run their own restaurant. Well, why should you keep your fingers crossed for me, I applied to go on the show along with my cousin. I want to be the chef, and she can be front of house. We'd call it Auntie Mary's, named after my mom. Awww. hahahahaha And we'd serve southern inspired cuisine. You know, collard greens, corn bread, fried chicken, bbq ribs, potato salad, etc. So, I'll keep you posted if we get picked to be on the show. Plus, the host Scott Conant is hell of fine! hahahahaha

The New Hawaii FiveO

OH My Gawd! It's just 4 more days and the new Hawaii FiveO starring Alex O'Laughlin premieres on CBS. He is just all kinds of HOT!!! I hope we get to see him with his shirt off! YEAH!!! Too bad that little and I do mean LITTLE asshole Scott Caan is on the show also. Maybe I will just fast forward through his scenes. He is and his dad, James are very homophobic. So you know what that means, they are both undercovers. hahahahahaha Well, I will just ignore him and keep my eyes on beautiful Alex O'Laughlin and fine ass Daniel Day Kim. Two of the sexiest men on TV!!!

Is Jlo worth $12 Million?

I dont think so! First of all she has one of the weakest voices in the industry, 2nd only to Janet Jackson and Ciara. Second, she is so stuck up it aint funny. One day on TMZ, one of the TMZ photographers sees Jlo in a parking garage and he says, "I love you Jennifer Lopez" and she replies, "how can you love me when you dont even know me?". What? I would have told her, ok, I take it back you stuck up bitch! hahahahaha Man, dont you just hate it when you meet someone famous and they turn out to be a bitch or an asshole?! It's just like Cyndi Lauper, I used to love her, but now after watching her on Celebrity Apprentice, I know she's a few hamburgers short of a happy meal. hahahahaha So sad, but I love how she sticks up for my people, the gays. hahahahaha

Top Chef Winner is....

Kevin Sbraga! And he is the first Afro-American to win this honor. And win he did! His dessert was superb and I think it pushed him into the winners circle, according to the judges. I am just so HAPPY that Angelo didn't win. He is a pig! He has this fiance he kept talking about but yet, he was trying to get into the skinny black girl's panties until she got kicked off. hahahahaha What a LIAR! I'm sorry that Ed didn't win, but he was my next choice if Kevin hadn't won. Now, I'm just looking forward to the reunion show next week. And fine ass Andy Cohen! Yum Yum! hahahahaha

Hmmm....what happens in Vegas does't always stay in Vegas..

Paris Hilton and her latest bf , Cy Waits, were driving down the strip in Las Vegas recently when they were pulled over LVPD. The reason? Because as they drove by, LVPD smelled the very distinctive odor of marijuana. But that's not why they both were arrested. During the traffic stop, Paris asked for some privacy. So the Lieutenant took Paris to the Security Office at the Wynn Las Vegas Hotel. And while in that office Paris pulled lip balm out of her purse and accidentally dropped a bundle with a white powdery substance in it; that later tested positive for Cocaine. She was arrested on the spot and taken to the Clark County Detention Center. She was booked and release on her own recognizance. I wonder if she ran into my favorite Sgt, Johnathan. He's such a HOTTIE! One of my favorite reality cop shows is Las Vegas Jail, comes on Sunday nights at 7pm. Drunks are so much fun to watch on this show. hahahahaha I wonder if Paris will appear in a future episode?? When OJ Simpson was arrested this last time for the kidnapping and burglary, he was brought down to the Clark County Detention Center.

Dru Hill is trying to make a comeback! Again!

Hey did you know that Keith Sweat has a reality show? No? I didn't either. But I was surfing the channels the other night and I came upon it. On the Centric Network, a new network in the 300s on Directv. So Keith is working with Dru Hill,  helping to find producers and writers for new material for a forthcoming cd titled InDRUpendence Day. Did you know that back in 2008 while giving a radio interview, a fight broke out between members of the group because one of the members chose to announce on live radio that he was NOT coming back to the group afterall. And that he was going keep doing his ministering. Well Sysco, didn't like that at all and stormed out of the studio, then the other members started scuffling. I didn't see any blows thrown, but there sure was a lot of grabbing and pushing. How sad! But if you want to see it for yourself, it's on Youtube! Check it out!

Hardcore Pawn is an Awesome New Reality Show on Tru TV!

Tru TV has done it again! Another awesome reality show called Hardcore Pawn. It follows the HOT Owner Les, his two grown children and their employees at one of the biggest Pawn Shops I've ever seen. The store is called All American Pawn and is located in Detroit Michigan. One of the Managers Rich is a total STUD! I'm thinking of calling the shop, just to talk to him. hahahahahaha This Pawn shop is ginormous and they take in the usual stuff that pawn shops take, jewelry, fur coats, tvs, video games, guns etc. But on the episode that I saw, they bought a 2.5 foot alligator, had a client pay them to take a nude statue off of their hands, and refused to pay $1,200.00 for a busted motorcycle that needed to be started with pliers. hahahahahaha The Owner Les, is very easy on the eyes, sexy, very muscled, and he seems like a really cool guy to work for. Check it out on Tru TV!

Paris Hilton got a rude awakening this morning!

Poor Paris Hilton, what is it with her and burglars! Well, this morning Paris was awakened by some nut trying to break into her LA Area home with 2 big knives and probably no good intentions. Luckily, the police arrived in time and made a timely arrest. That's one for the LAPD and zero for the burglars. hahahahaha

Ok, It's Official, the union between Tiger Woods and Elan kaput!

According to TMZ and other sources, the marriage between Tiger Woods and Elan is now over. Some media sources have reported that Elan will get $500 million as a settlement, but TMZ is reporting that the settlement will be around $150 million. Either way, she did good. If you cant make your own money, its always good to marry money. hahahahaha And now that the marriage is over Rachel, mistress #1 is publicly stating that she wants Tiger back. Are you kidding me? You man poaching whore! You got 10million dollars to keep your trap shut about all of the goings on with Tiger. Take your money and go buy yourself some self respect! Besides, he's a CHEATER! And once a cheater, always a cheater! DUH! Hellooooo?

Shaq is really digging into the gutter to find a love interest!

Ok, what the hell is wrong with Shaquille O'Neal? It's been a few months since his beautiful wife Shani, packed up the kids and moved to California. Well, now Shaq is dating one of the chicks from Flavor of Love, the VH1 reality show. Her nick name is Hoopz, no one cares what her real name is. She is just another Ghetto gutter rat! Come on Shaq, you went from Fillet Mignon to the silver skin they cut off of ribs. All I can say is, I feel sorry for you.

Gsa Gsa Gabor given last rites...WTF?

It has recently been reported in the news media that Gsa Gsa Gabor was given last rites in her hospital room. I just want to ask one question; What the  hell for? She's Jewish! God wasn't listening because it's the wrong God! hahahahahaha (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) I'm sorry to hear that Gsa Gsa isn't doing so well after falling out of her bed and breaking several bones. Maybe the Prince shouldn't be off gallivanting around so much philandering and such. And being such a media whore! Then his wife wouldn't be in such bad shape. Our prayers are with you Gsa Gsa!

Frank Sinatra Jr's son tries to commit Suicide

A 911 call was placed from the home of Frank Sinatra, III in Downey, California. When the first responders arrived on the scene, Frank was conscious and alert. He was rushed to the Downey Regional Medical Center, because he had consumed too many pills. Well our thoughts and prayers go out to this young man and we wish him a speedy recovery.

Two New Porn Stars!

Okay, I cannot believe these 2 stories! Guess who is now doing porn and is sporting some giant tah tahs? Amy Fisher! Who's that? She's the Long Island Lolita who tried to murder her 40 something's boyfriends' wife. Mary Jo Buttafuco! I think I'll pass on seeing her naked. Thank you very much. hahahahahaha                              
And the other new porn actress is 19 yr old Montana Fishburne. Who's that you ask? Well she is the daughter of Larry Fishburne, the new lead on CSI : Las Vegas. Montana claims that she is emulating her Idol, Kim Khardasian. Montana goes on to state that she wants to be just as famous as Kim and she thinks this is the best and quickest way to gain that fame. Wow, a fame whore wannabe who is a porn star also. Hmm, isn't that special. hahahahahaha

Have you heard of Bell California?

I hadn't either. Well here is the scoop on that tiny little town. It is a tiny town with a population of only 40,000, located in Los Angeles County. However, the City Council , Police Chief and City Manager are nothing but a bunch of crooks! They have been fleecing the City of Bell for some time now. First of all, the home owners in the City of Bell are paying consistently higher property taxes. Something like 40% more than their Los Angeles City counterparts. And what is the City Council members and City Manager doing with those extra taxes? Hold on, and I'll tell you. They've been paying themselves SKY HIGH SALARIES! The City Manager was making almost $800,000.00 usd a year. That's almost twice what the President of the United States makes. Is that fair? I dont think so. And the Police Chief was making almost $400,000.00/year. That's almost $10,000.00 for each person who resides in the city. And all but one of the City Councilmen were making over $100,000.00/year for their PART-TIME employment as councilmen. WOW! I think I am definitely living in the wrong city and working the wrong job. Where do I sign up for this gig? hahahahahaha Well, suffice it to say, after the news media got wind of these sky high salaries, and the people of Bell starting protesting. The City Manager, Assistant City Manager, Police Chief and some of the City Councilmen have all resigned. But the corruption doesn't stop there. Some of these same people are now entitled to extremely high pensions! What!?! I know, it just never ends does it? Well, the good people in Sacramento, were watching and now the Controller is Auditing the City of Bell and the Attorney General is investigating. You GO! Jerry Brown! hahahahahahaha

Lindsay Lohan gets released from jail after doing just 14days! What a Travestry!

Can you believe this? Lindsay Lohan was released from County Jail after doing just 14days of her 90 day sentence. Is that messed up or what? If she were Tatiana Ali or another actress of color I bet girlfriend would still be locked up. But NNNOOOOOOO! Just like Paris Hilton got released early, on more than one occaision, LiLo does too. Do you see a pattern? Hello LA County!?!

More Celebrity Weddings!

What the hell is going on with all of the RUSH to the Alters by Hollywood Celebrities. First it was Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart; then Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz; next it was Carrie Underwood and her Hockey Player bf, Mike Fisher; then Brian Austin Green and that mutt Megan Fox; lastly it was Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. Now all of a sudden, Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz got married on the Isle of Corsica. OH! And dont forget Chelsea Clinton and her sexy Jewish bf, Marc Mezvinsky. And to top all of this off, Dame Elizabeth Taylor is engaged again and set to marry her long time 49yr old bf , Jason Winters. IF the wedding takes place this will be #9 for Dame Taylor. I guess she is just an old fashioned girl, and she is sticking to the motto, "if  at first, you dont succeed try, try, try again". HAHAHAHAHA Well, I wish all of these pairings all the best and I hope their unions are bring them nothing but happiness and joy.

What the Hell is wrong with Jada Pinkett-Smith?

Did you see her out fit that she wore to the BET Awards last week? It was a black and white onesie with horizontal stripes, a black tuxedo jacket, scary lace-up shoes, and her hair looked like a rejected style from space hookers of the amazon. Your stylist should be taken out back, skinned, hung up to the nearest tree and set ablaze with horse shit. And if you didn't hire a stylist to give you that god awful look, stop being such a cheap bitch and hire one! You can certainly afford it!

What the Hell is wrong with Brittany Spears?

Ok folks, get ready I think we are going on another terrible journey with Brittany Spears! On Friday's TMZ they had several pictures of Brittany leaving a Starbucks down in Southern Calif. Well she was dressed like a $5.00 hooker and her hair looked like she had styled it by sticking her finger in a light socket. She was a complete and total mess!!! She was wearing a white (wife beater type) tank top over another girly tank with no bra, titties just sagging and giggling all over the place, green and white boxer type shorts, which were too small for her. white knee high socks and pink and white athletic shoes. I think her dad needs to step in again take charge! Good Luck Brittany!

Carrie Prejean marries Oakland Raider Quarterback in San Diego

First of all I just want to send my deepest condolences to the Groom. Boy did you get a raw deal! Carrie Prejean is a first class bitch! Just because her daddy left her mommy for a man, she hates gays! And who runs the pageants? GAYS! So all of those wonderful hair stylists, makeup artists, pageant directors and other personnel who helped you along your road to the crown. You just spit in their faces when you denounced gay marriage. And in my opinion that makes you a classless BITCH! Hey Kyle Boller, Carrie's new hubby, I'll see you in divorce court in 2yrs or less. Mark it on your calendars folks! hahahahahaha

Well it's official folks, Elan Woods has filed for divorce from her cheating ass husband Tiger!

Media reports have announced that Elan Woods has filed for divorce from her philandering husband, Tiger. And according to the reports, the settlement could be astronomical. According to the AP, the settlement could be as high as $750million! But I doubt it, because there is a prenup in place. I'm sure Tiger is going to kick Elan some "HUSH MONEY" but it's not going to be hundreds of millions of dollars. Why negate the prenup when you dont have to? Hello! Personally, I'm just glad Elan grew some self respect and kicked that cheating bastard to the curb!!!

Ok this is so wrong I just cant believe it!!!

The State of California has reached a settlement with Jaycee Dugard, a 30 yr old woman who was kidnapped when she was 11yrs old and held captive for 19yrs in the backyard of her kidnapper Phillip Garrido. You will never guess the amount? Are you sitting down? 20 million dollars!!! The state of California is already broke, where is this $20 million coming from? I think this is HELL of wrong! That stupid bitch could have left at any time after she was 18 or so. She stayed because she wanted to. This is just another example of the State of California over compensating someone for no reason. Did you know that there are a LOT of former state employees who are receiving $100,000+ in retirement benefits? This state is so messed up!

BET Awards 2010

Ok folks if you didn't see the BET Awards this year, you really missed out on an awesome show. There were several amazing performances, like Monica, Karen Clark-Sheards, Alicia Keys, Patti Labelle, Fred Hammond, Ludacris, and etc. And there was an annoying performance by Chris Brown, who FAKE cried. So pathetic.
And there were some wild fashions, like Monica's black tunic with the Star Trek sleeves. I guess she was going to get beamed up by Scottie after her performance. hahahahaha I'm really glad prince received the lifetime achievement award. He certainly deserves it. He is a phenomenal talent! 

Oh My Gawd! He's at it again!!!

What the HELL is wrong with Chris Brown? He FAKE cried during his performance on the 2010 BET Awards. And he did a TERRIBLE  job at it too. Look dude next time you want to fake cray during a performance,  DO NOT start off doing it. That is a clear sign that is FAKE. Because if you were really emotional, it's something you build up to. Not something you start of doing from jump street. Okay? You SUCK! You just have to face the fact that noone wants to hear your music nor see your ugly face. You are a woman beater and a lowlife and criminal!!!  If you were a bug I'd swat you! You arrogant, stuck up, woman beating asshole!!!

Mia Michaels , Judge on So You Think You Can Dance

Hey Girl, first of all I would like to extend to you my deepest condolences on the loss of your mother. But welcome to the club. Back in 2006, when my mother was ill and in and out of the hospital. I gained like 75 lbs by the time she passed away in Aug 2006. And it seems like you have done the same. But now that she is gone, it is time for the healing to start. You should dance and exercise and stop burying your sorrows in a plate of food. I know it is hard losing a parent. Especially your mom, because usually our moms are our rocks! And sometimes food is such an easy thing to get  to help ease the pain. But try and concentrate on the good memories. And do not eat to make yourself feel better. Try picking up the phone and calling a relative or a friend of your mom's...and put down the fork/spoon. I wish you well.

The Good Guys on Fox, should be called the Old Guy and the Geek!

In my opinion, this is the WORST cop show on TV....possibly the WORST EVER to be on TV. I watched one episode and was completely underwhelmed. The older cop portrayed by Bradley Whitford, is a complete JOKE! He's so dumb he cant even turn on a laptop! Are you for real? What moron wrote that? Oh have the mighty have fallen. I used to LOVE Bradley on the West Wing. He portrayed an intelligent/REAL life person. This bunggling dimwit he portrays on The Good Guys is too stupid to be a real cop! And why does he always wear sunglasses? Is it sunny in his world? Or does he think he is a celebrity? Colin Hanks portrays the younger cop, but he is a 1 sandwich short of a picnic, also. But at least he is computer literate. hahahahaha I dont see any redeeming qualities in this show. It is a COMPLETE waste of 60mins. You couldn't pay me to watch another episode if this show!

World Music Awards 2010....lots of wild costumes!

Ok I dont know what Kelly Rowland formerly of Destiny's Child and Deborah Cox were smoking, but they both looked a HOT mess on the World Music Awards. First of all Kelly was rocking a messier Diana Ross ringlet curly hairdo. I say messier and that is really being kind. Because it really looked like she stuck her finger in a light socket to get that hairdo. hahahahahaha And the costume she wore to perform in was not much better. She looked like she was wearing half a dress thrown over some sequined hot pants with some really ugly and clunky shoes. And I think that Deborah Cox shopped at the same costume shop. She was wearing a black sequined mini dress with a sweetheart bodice and then some "genius" sewed a beautiful black chiffon scarf to the back of the dress giving her this 10 foot train.  And she kept throwing it all around like she was really doing something. HAH! What a mess! But the biggest fool of all was Jennifer Lopez. She had on this sequined mini dress with a keyhole cutout on the chest so that you could see Jlo's tiny headlights. What really made the dress look terrible was the silver fringe hanging from the hemline. I know she wanted movement, but most of the embellishments on her dress were Gold, so why would you add silver fringe? I dont think so! hahahahaha And lastly, Jlo is not the slim trim size 2 she once was, after she gave birth to twins. She now has a decidedly thick middle, even though it appears that she has a flat stomach. More accurately you could call it love handles. And she's even a dude. hahahahahaha All I can say is get it together ladies. I've seen you rock way better outfits than these.

Half Pint Brawlers on SPIKE TV is off the Chain!

Ok SPIKE TV has one of my newest favorite Reality shows, it's called Half Pint Brawlers. This show follows around this crew of Midgets ( yeah I used the M word). Puppet, the leader LOVES being called a midget, he doesn't find it offensive in the least bit. Anyway, these guys are very similar to the Jackass crew from MTV, except they half the sized. hahahahaha On one recent episode, while waiting to wrestle in a bar, the guys were in a VIP room with a stripper pole, and Kato bet Puppet a shot of booze if he could climb up to the top of the stripper pole. Well after a couple of attempts, Puppet decides to strip NAKED to get a better grip on the pole. So after a couple of more attempts, he still cant get to the top. So he turns around and bends over and starts rubbing the crack of his ass up and down the pole. EWWW! But wait, it gets worst. Then he orders the new guy, Turtle to lick the pole where he just rubbed his asshole on. And Turtle does it! But as soon as he does it, the Mexican guy runs over to the garbage can and starts throwing up for the 2nd time. Is that funny or what? I was on the floor laughing my ass off!!! Another hilarious incident was while driving to the location of a gig, these guys pull into a rest stop. So Puppet tells Turtle to strip and pull his underwear up into the crack of his ass and then he has to run around the rest stop  yelling, "I'm a midget, I'm a midget!". So Turtle does just that. You should have seen the expressions of the other travelers that were in the rest stop. Priceless! This show is now my #1 favorite show!!! Check it out!