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Sunday, April 14, 2013

Spartacus War of the Damned Finale SUCKED!

I was very excited and also more than a little sad to see this week's episode of Spartacus: War of the Damned. Excited because this is one of the BEST series ever! It is well written, well acted, thrilling with lots of plot twists and good action. Oh and LOTS of naked and near naked HOT MEN! hahahahaha Hollywood dug deep in the casting closet to find so many muscled and HUNKY guys. GOOD JOB! hahahaha And the overall story was very interesting to watch. It is based on the tale of Spartacus a soldier who was captured and turned into gladiator. What sets him off is the murder of his wife. His Dominus Bastiatus, pretends to bring her to his house to reunite her with Spartacus. As a gift for winning a big match in the Colleseum. But this was just a trick. Bastiatus had no intention of reuniting them stages a fake attack on the wagon which carries Spartacus's wife just outside of his home. So when she arrives she is barely clinging to life and ends up dying in Spartacus's arms. Is that cold hearted or what? Spartacus later learns the truth when he sees that the wagon driver who was supposed to have been injured in that attack, does not have a scare on his belly where he was injured in the fake attack.

Spartacus later leads an uprising and escapes from his captors killing them in the process. He was so good of a fighter by now, that he brings Rome to its knees on more than one occaision. He would capture a city and occupy it and enslaving its citizens.  He was one of the BEST warriors to have ever lived, in my opinion. He lived free for many years until this asshole Crasus went after him. And at the very end, he nearly took Crasus's head, but these sneaky Roman soldiers snuck up behind him and skewered him with 3 spears, dirty mother fuckers.Two in the back and one in the leg, but Spartacus was strong. So strong that that didn't kill him right away. Luckily some of his men came and rescued him b4 the Romans could finish him off. But poor guy didn't last much longer. And unfortunately Crasus survived. I hated him. He was a very vicious man and a lying cheating whore. He was married but preferred to fuck one of his slave girls. He had a young son about 19 or so and when this kid got mad, you better close your legs or your ass because he was coming for you. He raped the slave girl that his father was in love with and he also raped a male soldier who had pissed him off. So eventually the slave girl escapes and joins Spartacus and the other slaves.Then Tiberius who is the son of Crasus and her rapist is captured by Spartacus's men and a deal is brokered to retun Tiberius to Crasus, the slave girl seizes her opportunity to exact revenge and she stabs Tiberius to death. Good for her. Too bad she couldn't keep that a secret. Later on she returns to Crasus, but now he is mad at her and so he corrects her when she calls him by his first name and he tells her to call him Dominus from now on. That's what the slaves usually called their masters. Eww! Anyway, her dumbass tells Crasus that she killed his son and so later he crusifies her along with a lot of the other slaves he has captured in the final battle with Spartacus. Damyum that was COLD HEARTED! So what pissed me off is that ALL but one of the main slaves was killed including Spartacus. Some of the slaves that were captured were cruisified by being nailed to a cross and left to die. Crasus and Ceasar were allowed to live. I wanted Spartacus to escape and live free somewhere with his new woman. Damnit! hahahaha I think he had finally come to terms with the rape and murder of his first wife. I am very sad to see this series come to an end. And I definitely need to buy it on dvd. I want to watch every episode from the beginning! hahahaha

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