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Monday, February 17, 2014

Bravo's Blood Sweat and Heels Should be Called Bimbos, Sluts and Video Hos

Where do I begin? Lord Jesus there is just so much wrong with this show!!!!!!! The cast is full of self righteous, pretentious, wanna be mean ass bitches! Demetria, should be Demetrius! That is one manly looking chick! She writes a blog and has also authored several relationship books. Personally, I think you should have experienced a good relationship first to be able to advise others on finding the perfect one. Demetria, has a fiance, but he is more like a slave that she rules with the "side eye". The only thing her pussy whipped fiance doesn't do is say, "Yessum Mistress" after being ordered to do something. She is so fat and lazy that she had him put her sandals on her when they were at the Polo Game, while she stood there balancing herself with one hand on his bald head. Dude, get your balls back and tell that fat bitch to put her own shoes on herself. That's what grown folks do! I wonder if she locks him in the closet at night after he finishes servicing her fat ass? hahaha Brie, another cast member is so stuck up and pretentious, that when her friend Mica really needed a friend after her father had just died the night b4, she was rude and condescending to her in her time of need. I felt so bad for Mica. I have lost both of my parents, so I know exactly how she felt. So what if Mica was a little drunk. I would have been drunk too, if my daddy had just died and we hadn't resolved our issues either. Geneva is supposed to be a journalist and pop culture writer, but she is just a fat version of Noxema Jackson from To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar. hahahaha Neither Geneva nor Demetria have a compassionate bone under all of their fat rolls. Melyssa is a former video ho turned real estate agent. She's boring for the most part, until she gets a few glasses of booze in her. Then she's kind of the life of the party. hahaha Likes to climb on furniture and flash her panties. hahahaha And finally, we have Daisey, she's also an author and TV Personality, but I've never seen her on anything other than this show. hahaha So NOT famous on the West Coast!
These chicks pretend to be so accomplished and affluent, and yet only 3 of them seem to embody the qualities that really matter, like true friendship. Melyssa named the two groups "the prouds" (Brie, Geneva and Demetria) and "the louds" (Mica, Melyssa and Daisy). Brie claims that her daddy comes from a long line of old money, really gurl? Too bad he didn't spend any of it teaching you how to be descent to your friends. Because you and Mica have been friends for years and for to just turn on her the way you did is so disrespectful and disloyal, downright lowdown you ugly pretentious ass cunt! Maybe you should stop looking down your nose at everyone and then you would know that when there is a death in some one's family, you don't turn your back on them. I bet you kick puppies too, huh? You psycho bitch! And Geneva, or Noxie gurl, you are neither thin enough or pretty enough to look your nose down on a homeless drug addict let alone a beautiful woman like Mica. Work on getting your moustache shaved or waxed and then holler back at me gurl. Okay? And finally, Demetrius, President Lincoln freed the slaves way back in 1865, don't you remember? You were there weren't you? hahahaha Now give Terry back his balls and tell him to get back in the field to picking that cotton. I need some fabric to make me some more cargo shorts. (ooooh snap! That was a triple read! hahahahaha)

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