Hey if you love horror movies, then you must see, No One Lives. Spoiler Alert!!! So the movie kind of starts off slow...but once the main character, only listed in the cast list as "Driver" gets kidnapped, things start popping off in a really amazing way. They even had one trick that I has never been used before in any movie that I have watched. And I've watched a TON of movies. The plot was very believable and not too predictable. hahahaha Basic plot: A young couple is traveling cross country in a nice car pulling an enclosed trailer. They stop at a rinky dink motel for the night. Yawn, yeah, I know kind of boring so far. So after a shower and some hot sex, the couple is hungry and goes out for dinner. The motel owner sends them 20 miles down the road to a steakhouse for dinner. While having dinner, a group of unsavory types enter and head to the bar for beers. Well, one of the unsavory types pretends to go to the bathroom, but instead hightails it for the young couple. The unsavory type, let's call him "dumbass", dumbass grabs a chair and sits down at the table with the young couple and starts hitting on the chick. Driver, starts to pick up a knife but the chick tells him not to, and dumbass chimes in and tells the driver he is not that kind of man, dumbass claims to be able to pick out that kind of man a mile away. So the leader of the unsavory types, Moog, comes over and rescues the young couple from dumbass and the unsavory types leave the steakhouse. Moog tells dumbass, "don't shit where I eat". So you think that's the end of that, right, well you'd be wrong. hahahaha So the young couple finishes dinner and leaves the steakhouse returning to the motel, but they never make it there. Dumbass has been lying in wait and ambushes them b4 they make it back to the motel. He then kidnaps the young couple and takes them to a gas station where another member of the unsavory types works. This is where the shit hits the fan and the movie gets really exciting. The unsavory type at the gas station is named, Ethan (I think), and he is a giant tub of lard. (6'5" and 400 lbs easy). The young couple are now hand cuffed and seated in chairs facing each other from opposite sides of the room. Ethan and the driver get into an argument after the driver wakes up. Ethan pulls out a giant knife, maybe a Bowie Knife. Ethan holds the blade of it to the chicks neck and threatens to kill her. Driver warns him not to. The Chick looks at the driver and says, "I've made a decision. I'll see you on the other side" and then leans forward slicing open her neck and blood gushes everywhere. Driver screams "NOOOO". And dislocates his thumb and slips out of the cuffs. The driver disarms Ethan quite easily even though Ethan is 3 times his size. The driver then kills Ethan, then he does that amazing trick but we don't see it happen. We see it later on. Meanwhile back at the unsavory types house, dumbass pulls up with the young couple's car and trailer and Moog, asks him what happened how did you get their vehicle and where are they? So dumbass tells Moog, he left them at the gas station with Ethan, and soon we should have bank codes all personal information.
Moog goes back into the house, dumbass starts rifling through the trunk looking for valuables, but he finds a hidden compartment and surprise! a young blond chick hidden inside it. So after dumbass releases the blondie from the hidden compartment and removes her gag, she starts screaming and tries to escape. They stop her and drag her inside the house. Moog and the others start questioning her as to who the young couple was, why was she hidden in the trunk, etc etc. She tells them that they have to call the police and save her from him. They refuse and tell her that the young couple is not going to be a problem anymore, blah blah blah. She tells them, the driver is a psycho and the best thing for them to do is to call the police and let her go and leave or else the driver is going kill every single one of them. Moog laughs and says, "never happen, you haven't seen Ethan" Blond chick responds, "Ethan is already dead and soon, you will be too". Moog laughs again and says "you're crazy, Ethan is probably beating the shit out the driver as we speak". Blondie laughs and says, "Nope, he's dead already!". Moog tells one of the chicks in his gang to radio Ethan and see what's up? She does, but Ethan doesn't respond. Blondie, says, "see, I told you.". Moog says "shut up" and dispatches 2 of the gang members to go check out the gas station and report back. So I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but suffice it to say, the 2 gang members go to the gas station and find Ethan dead along with the chick from the young couple. They bring Ethan's body back to the gang's house and report in to Moog. Moog tells them to put Ethan's remains over in the barn and then come back inside. Moog is pissed and now really starts to question blondie about the driver. She doesn't tell them too many details about the driver, claims she doesn't know him. All she really knows is that he is extremely dangerous and it's too late for them to hide. Man oh man, she was not lying! The driver soon reveals himself and starts killing the gang one by one. I wont spoil the film by telling you how each one gets it, but I promise you. The driver is very proficient and takes no prisoners! I really enjoyed seeing the gang members knocked off, they are really some low down dirty dogs. There's a triple murder that happens in the beginning of the movie that I didn't tell you about, perpetrated by dumbass while the gang was robbing a mansion and the owners came home early.Anyway, I give this movie 3.5 stars out of 5. If you have Starz on demand, you can watch it for free like me. Otherwise, it is definitely worth the $1.20 to rent it from Redbox. hahahaha
No comments:
Post a Comment