NBC Names Arnold Schwarzenegger as New Host of Celebrity Apprentice

OMG! This is totally cray cray!!! NBC names Arnold Schwarzenegger as the new host of the Celebrity Apprentice, replacing GOP candidate for the Office of the President of the United States. I hate it! Arnold is a total dumbass, he ruined California and he will ruin Celebrity Apprentice. If Gerry Brown had not stepped up and solved the budget issues that had plagued California for decades we'd still be in hole. But thanks to Gov. Gerry Brown, we have millions and millions in the coffers and for once California's debts are paid up and we are not borrowing from Peter to pay Paul. Like we did when Arnold was Governor. What businesses have Arnold run in the past? And don't say his acting career. That's all done with his agent and manager and attorney. I hope I am wrong and Arnold will help the celebrities earn lots of money for charity. That's what this show is about.

After NBC made it's announcement Arnold released the following statement. “I have always been a huge fan of ‘The Celebrity Apprentice’ and the way it showcases the challenges and triumphs of business and teamwork,” Schwarzenegger said in a statement. “I am thrilled to bring my experience to the boardroom and to continue to raise millions for charity. Let’s get started!" Arnold, you better do a good job.

Personally, I think Martha Stewart should have gotten the gig. I just saw her on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen the other night. And do you remember when she had her apprentice show a few years ago? She said that originally, she was hired to take over for Donald Trump that year and the plan was for her to appear in the first episode and fire the Donald and then take over. But NBC or Producer Mark Burnett changed their minds. And then they gave her her own apprentice show. Which I actually really liked. Martha is an amazing business woman (other than when it comes to losing money on stocks. hahahaha).

Arnold, I'm gonna tell you like RuPaul always tells the queens on the Drag Race, "Don't fuck it up!!!" hahahaha