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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Shelby from Ax Men Gets His Own New Show: The Legend of Shelby the Swamp Man

I am so excited about this new show. It's called The Legend of Shelby the Swamp Man starring Shelby Stanga from Ax Men. He is such a nut. If you go logging with him, I hope you have full medical coverage and its all paid up. Because you will probably be injured on his boat! hahahahaha On one of the Ax Men's show Shelby was flying through the swamp way too close to the trees when he hit some branches and knocked the camera crew off the top of his boat. Luckily for them cousin Belinda was underneath them and the cute camera guy landed on top of her fat ass. They only ended up with some bruises and scratches. Another episode, Shelby was flying through the swamp at a high rate of speed when once again he hit some low hanging branches which broke his windshield on his boat causing glass to go flying and his worker got a big gash in his arm. I know that required at least 10 stitches. And on another episode Shelby and his worker were riding on his big quad boat thing and he slams into something sending the worker flying forward and he jams his arm on chain saw causing a giant gash in his arm too. That one was at least 15 or 20 stitches. Shelby is a fool, he wears women's underwear and has the cutest dog, named Willy. I'm sure his show is going to be a big hit, and it will definitely NOT be boring! Good Luck Shelby and Congratulations! His show airs at 10 pm on Tues Aug 6th on the History Network.

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