Country Couple Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Announce They are Divorcing After 4 Yrs of Marriage!!!...Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!!

Okay for like 2 years the tabloids have been saying that singers Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert were rocky or getting a divorce. Well today they announced just that to everyone. They released the following statement;
“This is not the future we envisioned,” the former couple said in the statement.

“And it is with heavy hearts that we move forward separately. We are real people, with real lives, with real families, friends and colleagues. Therefore, we kindly ask for privacy and compassion concerning this very personal matter.” I just wanna say, Liar liar pants on fire!!! This has been coming for a long time. Now that Blake is free, holler at me. I am available. hahahahaha Blake is HOT! Tall dark and handsome, just like I like'em. hahahaha So sad for Miranda but good news for me. hahahaha