My Fair Wedding With David Tutera Should Have Been Called My Total Hot Mess of a Wedding

Okay, normally I really love this show. I am big fan of weddings and all the rituals associated with it. However, on this episode of My Fair Wedding: Rachel and Brendon the bride , her mother and her sister were complete bitches and over the top fools! It was Rachel's wedding but her mother and sister kept competing with her for camera time and attention from all in attendance. But what pissed me off the most was how difficult Rachel was. The premise of this show is that Celebrity Event Planner Davide Tutera steps in and takes your hot mess of a wedding and turns it into a spectacular over the top GORGEOUS event. He picks out everything from the venue, to the reception decorations, the theme of the wedding, bride's maids dresses, etc. And David is amazing! He has very elegant style and understated regal-ness. He is gay after all. hahahaha Anyway, this dumbbell Rachel kept harassing him about the venue, what kind of food was being served at the reception, her entrance to the wedding, etc etc. So, not everything is a total surprise, because he takes the bride dress shopping and usually has her try on 3 or 4 gowns or dresses. And then tells you one of those will be your wedding dress. He also takes you to a jewelry shop and again, you get to try on items and then he makes a selection from those items; so you get to see the choices, but you don't get to make the final decision. So Rachel and her fiance Brendon, wanted to do a special dance at the reception and hired this big ol' queen to teach them a routine. WORST wedding dance performance EVER!!!  Rachel almost falls out of the big circle she was sitting it at the beginning of the dance. Luckily for her, her bf Brandon has some big muscles. 'Cause this chick is not light. She's not really fat, but she is not a tooth pick either. She big giant fake boobs and wide ass. So she has an hourglass shape, it's just not symmetrical. LOL The dance went on for too long and had way too many elements to it. Thank God! The show didn't show the entire dance. hahahaha By the end of the reception, the groom was no where to be found (probably in the bathroom on his knees servicing the groomsmen....oooohhh snap! Yes, I'm calling him out as being an undercover homosexual!!), and the bride was totally wasted, shoeless and hiding curled into the fetal position under the bar. Her new sister-in-law had to carry her away, literally! Good Luck Rachel and Brendon Villegas; You're gonna NEED IT! hahahaha